Coach you'd like our rivals to hire......

[ahoelsken]

I heard this on Off Campus this week, and I thought we could have some fun with it-Who (this can be anyone) would you want to see our rivals hire? For the sake of this, let's call a rival anybody in our division (I suppose we could add the Washington schools and Oregon here too)....and Nebraska. I don't want to dignify little brother with that term. I'll get it going.

Bill Callahan makes a triumphant return to Huskerland, and let's put Dan Hawkins in charge of Utah.

 

[Bufffan68]

Embree to USC.

 

[TDforTD]

 

[Deleted member 807]

Neuheisel forever at UCLA

Bobbie Petrino at ASU sounds like a recepie for disaster. So, yeah.

Charlie Weis at USC would be perfect.

 

[BuffLuke80]

Bradlee Van Pelt to CSU. I don't even know what he does for a living but that would get my attention. I can't stand that peckerwood.

 

[manhattanbuff]

Bradlee Van Pelt to CSU. I don't even know what he does for a living but that would get my attention. I can't stand that peckerwood.

Quick search on LinkedIn.com indicates that he’s getting his MBA and is in the wine business.

 

[FlaBuff]

Quick search on LinkedIn.com indicates that he’s getting his MBA and is in the wine business.

Only if wine is a clever euphamism for "run to the team bus so he doesn't have to talk to the press."

 

[goalline]

Me

I would be ecstatic to coach at any one of CUs rivals. And, you all would love the results.

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

DII Danny to whoregon.

Match made in heaven.

 

[CULifer]

Me

I would be ecstatic to coach at any one of CUs rivals. And, you all would love the results.

That was quaint, Goalberry. Real quaint.

 

[CULifer]

Will Ferrell for USCondoms. Just funny.
Craig Ferguson for Whoregon. Him and those cheerleaders.
Terd Ferguson for ASU. It just fits.
Sean Miller for AZ. Yup, Sean ****ing Miller so we can storm his ass on Folsom as well after we **** them up.
Frank Solich for Nub U, just to watch him pace helplessly on the opposing sidelines one more time as we crush their husker asses. But Scott Frost will do. (Fingers crossed)

 

[Mb2658]

Mike Riley back to Nebraska. You can’t argue with the results.

 

[Tatanka™]

How about Drake for (insert school here)?

Metta World Peace: Drake Should Coach the Raptors After Dwane Casey's Firing

 

[hawg1]

MM anywhere.

 

[LongHaulBuff]

Tyrone Willingham back to UW.
Hawkins to UO.
Weasel to UCLA.
Herm Edwards to AS......oh wait

 

[Deleted member 807]

Wouldn’t mind seeing the fruits of the CU coaching tree take root across P12 country. Imagine if these guys took the helm.
Picked from a hat.

Toby Neinas - Arizona
Kent Baer - Oregon
Greg Brown - Washington
Gary Bernardi - Oregon State
Kent Riddle - Cal
Ron Collins - Arizona State
Jim Jeffcoat - USC
Eric Kiesau -UCLA
Jon Embree - Stanford
Brian Lindgren - Utah
Mark Helfrich - Washington State

 

[somebody]

Why on gods' green earth would any of you want to replace Herm Edwards at ASU?

 

[fatbuff]

Wouldn’t mind seeing the fruits of the CU coaching tree take root across P12 country. Imagine if these guys took the helm.
Picked from a hat.

Toby Neinas - Arizona
Kent Baer - Oregon
Greg Brown - Washington
Gary Bernardi - Oregon State
Kent Riddle - Cal
Ron Collins - Arizona State
Jim Jeffcoat - USC
Eric Kiesau -UCLA
Jon Embree - Stanford
Brian Lindgren - Utah
Mark Helfrich - Washington State

You forgot the guy that hired the majority of these guys. And, kept them employed way past their expiration date.

 

[JOEinDenver]

Dan Hawkins at USC

 

[HotRack]

DiStefano to Oregon as President and Bohn as AD. Yep, that should **** them up.good for a while.

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Chuck Fairbanks to Notre dumb

 

[Highlander]

Herm Edwards to ASU. Is there any way we could make this happen?

 

[Not Sure]

Chuck Fairbanks to Notre dumb

He dead.


Oh wait... is that a UBL?

 

[onealcd]

I would give anything for USC to hire Jeff Fisher.