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FYI - here is a difference between "asshattery", "jackassery", and "dumbassery".
I disagree.
That's exactly what an asshat would say
With as much experience as you have with all three you should be able to tell the difference.
Said the dumbass.
Thanks Jackass.
Them’s the whitest Israelis I’ve ever seen.
Aren’t they Iraqi?
That’s definitely the hardy boys
Didn’t you know that folks at the “dawn of time” also had hair product?
It looks more like two dudes at a themed CU frat party.
SeanMSan
Well-Known Member
This civil war fetish is comical.
Chi Psi?
Not having grown up in the South, it has always thrown me a bit when the Civil War or "Yankees" come up in conversation when I'm there. It definitely seems like that identity is a big part of southern culture and there isn't a similar identity from people born north of the Mason-Dixon. There's a weird (to me, at least) fixation on "southern" whether it's cooking, hospitality, or whatnot that's quite different.
Peyronie's Disease?
Growing up in Texas, anyone north of Dallas is a yankee.
Provincialism is annoying anywhere*. ”The South” is just such a large space and population with that common identity. And that common identity is so obviously tainted with slavery that it makes it even worse.
*See Haole in Hawaii and ”From Away” in Maine, for example. Oh, **** off with that ****.
If only Bo Nix could've benefited from covid.
But Bo Nix would’ve been eligible and transferred to Oregon with full eligibility!
I was at a wedding in Atlanta many moons ago talking with an extremely attractive blond southern bell. Being at a wedding, I was hoping for the best as you might imagine.
We were talking about where people in the south went for a vacation and she said in the sweetest southern voice,
“Well, I used to luv to go to Hilton Head Sout Carolina, but it got rooned by all those gawd damn…..
Right then, in that instant, the hair on the back of my neck stood up as I realized that I was in the south and that they were far more racist than my hometown of Denver. I was sure that she was going to use the “n” word, and I really didn’t know how I was going to react to that word or how I was going to respond.
….Yankees.”
PHEW!!!
I said with a smile, “Well sweetheart, I’m a Yankee”
She said, “Nah, you are a Westerner, You people are great”
“Well what is a Yankee then?”
“Oh you know people from OHIOOH and New York and place like that.”
I thought about explaining the differences between the Midwest and the East Coast, but then I remembered the mission….
“I hate those bastards too.”
Carry on.