Stop assuming he knows what that word means. It has more than 2 syllables...
Maybe this will help (sung to the tune of the Beatles "Let it Be"):
When I think of misconceptions in this world the first must truly be
Misinterpretaions, Irony.
And aided by pop culture with Alanis there insulting me
Those things, in fact, aren't, irony.
Irony
Irony
Irony
Irony
Isn't it Ironic?
Irony
Betwixt what's expected and occurs there's an incongruity
That's the definition. Irony.
And though those things may suck and they are unfortunate I agree
That does not constitute irony.
Irony
Irony
Irony
Irony
Yeah people cannot define
Irony
Irony
Irony
Irony
Irony
Isn't it Ironic?
Irony
*Instrumental Break*
Irony
Irony
Irony
Yeah Irony
Cannot believe all stu
Pidity
When deaf Ludwig Beethoven published another great symphony
There's a prime example. Irony.
When Romeo and Juliet kill themselves when they'd planned to be
meeting for forever. Irony.
Irony
Irony
Irony
Irony
Now you know the answer
Irony
Irony
Irony
Irony
Yeah Irony
Now you're filled with wisdom
Irony