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Huskers finally caught on to #KeepTheRedOut
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Mb2658
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@Buffsrock85 What kind of dog do your parents have?
jizzrag85
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Well, my mom is dead and my dad has a long haired dachshund named Oliver.
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
I’m an only child so I’m not sure exactly what you’re talking about...
go **** yourself
ahoelsken
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@BuffSurveyor must have been that jackass uber driver we had who got all butthurt me making fun of the Sidetrack Band (god awful band with the 80 year old lead singer who played at the Single Barrel the night before)
Mb2658
Well-Known Member
I pictured @BuffSurveyor as more of a sharpei kind of guy.
lvbuff
Well-Known Member
So does c502cid represent a big block?
The CU NU game banter is really cranking up early.
When's the Allbuffs game countdown to kick off clock going to be put up on the front page?
And when is the official score prediction thread going to be posted?
Let's get this thing going.
When's the Allbuffs game countdown to kick off clock going to be put up on the front page?
And when is the official score prediction thread going to be posted?
Let's get this thing going.
The Sidetrack Band. Saw them once about 15 years ago. Never again. Hell, I thought they were dead. Did you notice if their denture glass was on top of the keyboard? It's time for those clowns to retire their 1970s act.
ahoelsken
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hahahhahahahahahahah you are so full of ****.
Yes. It tastes like sorrow, desperation, and diabetes.
lvbuff
Well-Known Member
Sounds like it tastes like sh*t
Mb2658
Well-Known Member
Don’t forget body odor.
Stop drinking, it is past your bed time. Don't forget to go pee so you don't wet the bed again.
why am i not surprised that a midwestern maga hat meth head would be interested in bed wetting? what is with you pitchfork waving villagers and your pee tapes?
ahoelsken
Well-Known Member
is he invited to sackygate before the game? asking for a friend.
Everything you mentioned, except for midwestern, I am not.
Better try harder next time.
lvbuff
Well-Known Member
He lives in a single wide and parks his Cavalier 1 foot away from his bedroom. You have to remember that a pitchfork is a complex piece of machinery to these people. Also they don’t need tapes. They have their sister-cousins for live action.
The ignore function this forum employs scrubs any trace of nub douches from existance. The best.
Unleash Hell
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Husker fans and class? Like throwing bottles at CU players?
Pleeeease tell me about what a CU fan is like. We already know CU fans are foul mouthed, piss bomb throwing, grandmother occupied wheel chair pushers of a special kind.
We Husker fans just have to hear this straight from the buffalo's mouth. Who are you?
You already know us.
You prepare our hamburgers and offer us French fries when you are working.
You realize that nub victimization is self generated, right? Football fans of all ilk are foul mouthed. But, the other horrors are all made up so nub faithful can justify being arseholes to us. It is all in your deluded minds. It is all a fantasy (much like the idea that the corn chowder will win Boulder this year).