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Listen up, ****ers!

96 Buff

96 Buff

Resident Commie Bastard
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Junta Member
In case you didn't notice the huge ****ing announcement plastered across the screen, AllBuffs is upgrading its software this weekend to a new version. If you didn't notice the announcement, jesus h ****, how can you not see it?

Here's what it means to you assholes:

1) Site will be down from Friday night through Sunday. Maybe longer, maybe shorter. It all depends on how much blow the tech folks do while performing the upgrade. Spend some time with your families, read a book, masturbate more, I don't care. Just don't whine about the site being unavailable.
2) The site will look different. I know this will scare some of you. ****ing deal with it. We like it. **** you.
3) Users with more than one account will need to choose one and the other will be removed. You know who you are with more than one. Should you not choose, the Junta will choose for you.
4) You'll still get the same 1* moderation and fantastic customer service you've come to expect, so **** you.

If you have questions, **** off.

96 Buff
 
96 Buff said:
In case you didn't notice the huge ****ing announcement plastered across the screen, AllBuffs is upgrading its software this weekend to a new version. If you didn't notice the announcement, jesus h ****, how can you not see it?

Here's what it means to you assholes:

1) Site will be down from Friday night through Sunday. Maybe longer, maybe shorter. It all depends on how much blow the tech folks do while performing the upgrade. Spend some time with your families, read a book, masturbate more, I don't care. Just don't whine about the site being unavailable.
2) The site will look different. I know this will scare some of you. ****ing deal with it. We like it. **** you.
3) Users with more than one account will need to choose one and the other will be removed. You know who you are with more than one. Should you not choose, the Junta will choose for you.
4) You'll still get the same 1* moderation and fantastic customer service you've come to expect, so **** you.

If you have questions, **** off.

96 Buff
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Poor T-Shrek.
 
How will we be compensated for the loss of entertainment this weekend? I take PayPal and Venmo. Or loan me a hooker.
 
96 Buff said:
In case you didn't notice the huge ****ing announcement plastered across the screen, AllBuffs is upgrading its software this weekend to a new version. If you didn't notice the announcement, jesus h ****, how can you not see it?

Here's what it means to you assholes:

1) Site will be down from Friday night through Sunday. Maybe longer, maybe shorter. It all depends on how much blow the tech folks do while performing the upgrade. Spend some time with your families, read a book, masturbate more, I don't care. Just don't whine about the site being unavailable.
2) The site will look different. I know this will scare some of you. ****ing deal with it. We like it. **** you.
3) Users with more than one account will need to choose one and the other will be removed. You know who you are with more than one. Should you not choose, the Junta will choose for you.
4) You'll still get the same 1* moderation and fantastic customer service you've come to expect, so **** you.

If you have questions, **** off.

96 Buff
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tl;dr version: the Junta is taking off for a hookers and blow weekend. We'll hit a button for a software upgrade when we get back.
 
Me trying to get through the weekend
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I don’t think buff surveyor or husker flower will get this message, because they aren’t ****ers.








Unless you count livestock. Mostly poultry.
 
FlaBuff said:
I don’t think buff surveyor or husker flower will get this message, because they aren’t ****ers.








Unless you count livestock. Mostly poultry.
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Speaking of Fusker trolls, can their accounts “not survive the upgrade?” I know that new software can be glitchy and it would be a shame if their accounts were to not make it and somehow their IPs were mysteriously blocked in the process.
 
What's this masturbate thing spoken of?

It must be for lonely people who can't get a date other than with sheep, their sister, their mother, or cousin.

Edit: Never mind. I don't need to know after all.
 
BuffSurveyor said:
What's this masturbate thing spoken of?

It must be for lonely people who can't get a date other than with sheep, their sister, their mother, or cousin.

Edit: Never mind. I don't need to know after all.
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We don’t really care about the various reasons for why you don’t jerk off.
 
BuffSurveyor said:
What's this masturbate thing spoken of?

It must be for lonely people who can't get a date other than with sheep, their sister, their mother, or cousin.

Edit: Never mind. I don't need to know after all.
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I take it that is something you will be doing while this board is down since there is nothing to do in Nebraska?
 
Jalapeno said:
I take it that is something you will be doing while this board is down since there is nothing to do in Nebraska?
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I'm sure he'll make an appearance at Fusker fall camp and come here and tell us all about how great his dumb *** thinks they look on Monday.
 
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