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Official Colorado vs Texas St. prediction thread

CU - 66
Fightin' Paul Blakes - 0
Since their defensive coordinator Robert Loggia is dead, Coach Pretty Woman Gennero will have to lean heavily on 62 year old Freshman QB Quantum Leap. They have a fast wideout, #82, but he can't catch for ****.
The Offense should get back on track and score a lot of points. They have a DT named Sinbad, but he'll be too preoccupied looking for his career to be much of a nuisance. One concern is their middle linebacker #51. Hopefully he doesn't perform a sin kutsu elbow thrust to the upback, or an oni moat su lunge kick to the quarterback. Other than those minor concerns, we should have this in the bag. Go Buffs!
 
BuffUp said:
love the screen name. Now go get a cool avatar.
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Found an old beer ad that would work perfectly for @GirlOnABuffalo :
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This is how I imagine the conversation went down regarding that poster:

Manager 1: "Bob, how's the promotional poster coming?"

Bob: "Great!"

Manager 2: "Want to tell us about it?"

Bob: "Okay. So, there's a buffalo."

Manager 1: "Obviously."

Bob: "Now, there's a girl riding the buffalo."

Manager 1: "Ummmm.."

Bob: "Don't worry, she's riding side-saddle."

Manager 2: "Oh thank God."

Bob: "And she's got her left arm raised above her head, holding a bouquet of hops and barley."

Manager 1: "Naturally."

Bob: "But don't let that fool you, this is an action shot."

Manager 2: "I like it."

Manager 1: "Okay, let's roll with it."

Bob: "One more thing."

Manager 1: "What's that?"

Bob: "Her left boob is hanging out."

Manager 2: "Why?"

Bob: "Does it matter?"

Manager 1: "Good point."
 
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