I’m sure there are other names but these seem to be the most realistic options. You can change your vote. If you vote “Other” post who. If we get enough votes for him, I will edit.
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Without telling me, who did you vote for?
All of the coaches at the top of the list (Lake, Holgo, Tucker, Fisch, etc.) don't seem to have a dark cloud over them. So there's no reason why we can't get an outstanding coach that has 'life coach' characteristics. It should definitely be part of the evaluation equation, IMO. It's tough for a community to get behind a program (particularly Boulder) when you've got a bunch of convicts on the team.One thing: no more "life coaches". It sounds nice. Works well in the press. The larger community thinks it's wonderful and much more palatable than what their uninformed and negative perception is of football culture. But that cannot be the #1 priority of a football team just like it wouldn't work in real life in a for profit business or any other results-oriented profession.
Where did I say I wanted a bunch of convicts on the team? Where did I say that I didn't want any life coach characteristics? My issue with it is when it's the #1 priority of the program. When guys who aren't doing the right things or can't play winning football are coddled because the focus is on their journey into becoming men instead of on whether they can help you win football games. When guys who make plays but are a little immature or erratic end up on the bench because there's a good citizen who has a perfect academic attendance record and watches a lot of extra football film in his spare time at the same position and that guy is preferred.All of the coaches at the top of the list (Lake, Holgo, Tucker, Fisch, etc.) don't seem to have a dark cloud over them. So there's no reason why we can't get an outstanding coach that has 'life coach' characteristics. It should definitely be part of the evaluation equation, IMO. It's tough for a community to get behind a program (particularly Boulder) when you've got a bunch of convicts on the team.
Where did I say I wanted a bunch of convicts on the team? Where did I say that I didn't want any life coach characteristics? My issue with it is when it's the #1 priority of the program. When guys who aren't doing the right things or can't play winning football are coddled because the focus is on their journey into becoming men instead of on whether they can help you win football games. When guys who make plays but are a little immature or erratic end up on the bench because there's a good citizen who has a perfect academic attendance record and watches a lot of extra football film in his spare time at the same position and that guy is preferred.
Sorry. The fact is - and anyone who has played will tell you this - is that there are guys on any football team who don't eat right, party too much, goof off a bit at times at practice or in the film room, have an attitude problem toward coaches or teammates, are horrible students, don't love the weight room, sleep with teammates' girfriends, or get into fights. You can't have a whole team of that and it can't be your defining culture, but it is a mix and it's weirdly healthy to have some of that mixed in to keep the tension up. And the bottom line is that no matter what character faults a player might have from the above list, his teammates want him to be the guy who is on the field on game day if he's going to do more to help the team win than someone else. Football players respect the bottom line of performance and that the sport is a meritocracy. They are happier in a culture where their snap count is defined by whether they're the guy at their position who will make the plays instead of it being based even in part on other things.
"It ain't intramurals brother!"I'm with you Buffnik. I'm in the "hey Snowflake;I'm not your Mom" category. We will give you a free education, a cost of living stipend, room, board and world-class facilities with all the academic help you need. Guess what, "life" just got a lot better!
Dan Hawkins was really good at saying things to build his Hawk brand that authentic coaches actually live and breathe."It ain't intramurals brother!"
Nik, I didn't accuse you of any of those things. You did say 'no life coaches'. My only point was I think that has to be a component of the coach evaluation process. That's one of the reasons why I would rank Lake over Kiffen. Two great coaches but there's some baggage that seems to come with Kiffen. We're in agreement that it's a performance based business and I understand that it will involve all kinds of characters - honestly just like any business does.Where did I say I wanted a bunch of convicts on the team? Where did I say that I didn't want any life coach characteristics? My issue with it is when it's the #1 priority of the program. When guys who aren't doing the right things or can't play winning football are coddled because the focus is on their journey into becoming men instead of on whether they can help you win football games. When guys who make plays but are a little immature or erratic end up on the bench because there's a good citizen who has a perfect academic attendance record and watches a lot of extra football film in his spare time at the same position and that guy is preferred.
Sorry. The fact is - and anyone who has played will tell you this - is that there are guys on any football team who don't eat right, party too much, goof off a bit at times at practice or in the film room, have an attitude problem toward coaches or teammates, are horrible students, don't love the weight room, sleep with teammates' girfriends, or get into fights. You can't have a whole team of that and it can't be your defining culture, but it is a mix and it's weirdly healthy to have some of that mixed in to keep the tension up. And the bottom line is that no matter what character faults a player might have from the above list, his teammates want him to be the guy who is on the field on game day if he's going to do more to help the team win than someone else. Football players respect the bottom line of performance and that the sport is a meritocracy. They are happier in a culture where their snap count is defined by whether they're the guy at their position who will make the plays instead of it being based even in part on other things.
I'm with you Buffnik. I'm in the "hey Snowflake;I'm not your Mom" category. We will give you a free education, a cost of living stipend, room, board and world-class facilities with all the academic help you need. Guess what, "life" just got a lot better!
OK. Cool. I was afraid that you wanted another coach who spends a lot of his energy worrying about APR, graduation rate and community service. Like that reporter in the first Miles presser.Nik, I didn't accuse you of any of those things. You did say 'no life coaches'. My only point was I think that has to be a component of the coach evaluation process. That's one of the reasons why I would rank Lake over Kiffen. Two great coaches but there's some baggage that seems to come with Kiffen. We're in agreement that it's a performance based business and I understand that it will involve all kinds of characters - honestly just like any business does.
Shut-up Whistle-Dick! Stay away from my knees!!!!What about Mike Barry? He's tan, rested and ready.
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Shut-up Whistle-Dick! Stay away from my knees!!!!
If that’s tan, I’m George Hamilton.What about Mike Barry? He's tan, rested and ready.
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If that’s tan, I’m George Hamilton.
Guys, it is no longer tolerated for a coach to call a player a name or to yell at a player. We can't have that in Boulder. It just wouldn't fit our culture.
Its been over 25 years since I've been called Whistle-Dick. At least you didn't tell me to put my head in a bucket of ****, so for that, I thank you. And to be clear, I never threatened his knees. It was the achiles tendons I was going after.