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Poor Clark Evans...

Men are from Mars women are from Venus and Clark Evans is from Jupiter


On his birthday clark Evans randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun


Clark Evans wears a cup to protect the players on the other team
 
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if at first you dont succeed youre not Clark Evans

Clark Evans destroyed the periodic table Clark Evans only recognizes the element of surprise
 
Clark Evans bought a CD because he thought it stood for Clark Dominates. When he found out it stood for compact disc, he got pissed and invented the DVD.

Truth.


 
So you know how rare it is for a college to play a game on Sunday, right?

Do you know the REAL reason the Buffs and Lammies are playing on Sunday? You know, Sunday, September 6?




Clark Evans was b[FONT=Cambria, serif]orn on September 6, 1990 in Orange, Calif. (the day of Colorado's first victory during its national championship season, a 21-17 decision over Stanford in Boulder).

Happy birthday, Clark.:happybday:
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Clark evans piss can weld titanium
Clark evans is the only person to ever win a staring contest with Ray Charles and Stevie wonder at the same time
The pie scene in american pie us based on a dare Clark evans took in high school. however in Evans Case the pie was a molten crater of an active volcano
Teddy Roosavelt once chased a Buffalo 100 miles Clark Evans carried ralphie the same distance in half the time
 
when you say no one is perfect clark evans take it as an insult
Clark Evans doesnt daydream, hes too busy causing everyone elses nightmares
 
contrary to popular belief... the people republic of boulder is not a communist city... its a Clarktatorship
 
when you say no one is perfect clark evans take it as an insult
Clark Evans doesnt daydream, hes too busy causing everyone elses nightmares

Clark Evans takes nothing as an insult, he is above our mortal musings and thoughts.

Clark Evans can deflect bullets with his self-confidence.
 
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Imagine what he can do looking at the opposing team.
 
When someone accuses Clark Evans of being bipolar, it's because he is standing on the South pole and making yellow snow...on the North Pole.

(Santa says there is a 4U 4BCS written in Clarks urine)
 
Clark Evans was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.

And on the first day Clark Evans was created ... and he took care of everything else later that afternoon

Clark Evans can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Clark Evans destroyed the periodic table, because Clark Evans only recognizes the element of surprise.
 
Clark Evans mistakenly sent Jesus a birthday card on Dec. 25. Jesus was too scared to correct Clark Evans and to this day Dec. 25 is known as Jesus's birthday

Clark Evans once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

The role of Alf in the hit 80s TV show was played by Clark Evan's penis

Clark Evans invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Von Miller invented pink.
 
Pretty entertaining thread. What do you guys think, Classics? Its even funnier now than before.
 
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