Stars don’t matter!
AllBuffs | Unofficial fan site for the University of Colorado at Boulder Athletics programs
This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!
-
Prime Time. Prime Time. Its a new era for Colorado football. Consider signing up for a club membership! For $20/year, you can get access to all the special features at Allbuffs, including club member only forums, dark mode, avatars and best of all no ads ! But seriously, please sign up so that we can pay the bills. No one earns money here, and we can use your $20 to keep this hellhole running. You can sign up for a club membership by navigating to your account in the upper right and clicking on "Account Upgrades". Make it happen!
Ralphie V - Retired - Thanks, Blackout!
- Thread starter SewallBeach
- Start date
Pretty sure Ted Turner donated her. She was rescued while a coyote was attacking her when she was a calf.
Toooo fast!
Duff would disagree
Put her in on 3rd down to rush the passer
Cannot coach speed
Run Ralphie Run
Duff would disagree
Put her in on 3rd down to rush the passer
Cannot coach speed
Run Ralphie Run
There's nothing wrong with Ralphie. She has just upped her game. Enough of these 3* handlers. We need 4 and 5* handlers that can run 4.37+. We're not just talking the 100 yard dash, we're talking handling speed, always running clockwise.
Who recruits these handlers? Maybe we need a bigger budget to get quality recruiters. I bet we don't recruit SEC effectively. There should be 4* handlers down there with very little competition for their services. I mean really, nobody's running with tigers. Bulldogs are slow, The tide...who needs a handler for that?!
No, Ralphie is just fine. We just need more talent in the handler department.
ahoelsken
Well-Known Member
Too bad they didn't let us bring her in 2018. She could have taken a dump on their field before we ruined Frostys debut.
MrFrumpylane
Well-Known Member
Ain’t Ralphie’s fault that the handlers are getting fatter and slower.
Too fast, my ass!
Too fast, my ass!
Fify.
Unleash Hell
Well-Known Member
Football speed. Fact!
UnbrokenBuff
Active Member
Sad to see her head to pasture but she was a great representative for the university. Bring Back the Blanket! Maybe the new one will get to wear one with a blanket of Roses.
We need Ralphie III's daughter! Keep those good genes/good vibes going!
I hope we buried Ralphie III somewhere and get that DNA.
Were all those greatest fans ever cheering for the best mascot in College Football???
Still too damn much red in that video!!!
Ralphie V deserved BETTER!!! Another motivation for the future Buffs teams is that the Buffalo deserves a winning program. She ran her ass off, the players better keep doing that as well.
I know man...but Ralphie V still was the victor in that one along with the Buffs. And sending those red clad fans home with another heartbreaking L was just priceless.
My peeps.
Who am I kidding? I ain’t got no peeps. It was in today’s Post. They interviewed the head Buffalo hauncho, John Graves.
The article stated, “The Hope is that the successor to Ralphie V will be ready to make its regular season Folsom Field run for the Buff’s first home game of 2020, on September 12 against Fresno State - if not sooner. “
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
Composite score should be 1.0
Arkansas mascot Tusk sends ‘retirement gift’ to CU mascot Ralphie
Some mascot love late in the college football regular season.
www.saturdaydownsouth.com