The Guest
Guest
Okay, a bunch of you Utes, horrified that BYU fans are assuming your identities (presumably after being birthed from pods to assume your likenesses) keep swinging by and starting new threads apolgizing and then saying something nice. Instead of starting a new thread, maybe you can just introduce yourself in this thread and reduce the clutter on the board. Please use the following format:
Hi, my name is ___________. I wanted to drop by and tell you that all of these guys pretending to be Ute fans are actually BYU fans. You can tell the difference because those heathen, harem-having, snot-faced, ****-****, double-jointed, mouth-breating, sister-licking, snotcock ****-toed dicks have no class. So if someone posts, and they have no class--it's a BYU fan, or as we like to call them at The Double-U, **** snatch **** ****s.
Also, I wanted to say how excited we all are as a fanbase to be joining the PAC with you, and we look forward to many years of spritited competition. Not the kind of competition that we had with those dick-eared labia from BYU--who all live in the year 1984 and take turns shaving Ty Detmer's testicles in some sort of heathen ritual that God certainly frowns upon--but the classy kind that I know we're both capable of enjoying. BYU has no class, by the way. Also, their women are either chaste or **** donkeys. It's a scientific fact.
Good luck in The PAC!!!