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Trolls - an observation

The Walrus said:
And then there was that slighted Texas fan (well the entire fanbase got on board I guess) who falsely alleged unfair recruiting practices in the case of DS. And really the guy who threatened to kill nebraska's DC wasn't a troll, just a fan, but still, it makes these BYU Leopard fans (or whatever the **** they are...the fighting Jim Mcmahons?) or the Utah Utes, or whoever's fanbse it is that keeps posting over here seem refreshingly cute. Sure they're not witty, and so far they haven't raised the pulses of more than a Buff fan or two. But still, it's kind of cute.
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These last waves of trolls are extremely cute. Not a one of them have graduated to the BCS trashtalk we are used to. Maybe someday they'll put on their big boy pants and learn to use BCS level message board terminology.

After we've all spent time on some B12 boards, we're accustomed to a better quality asshole. This UteMan comes off as a newb and a fuçktard. This asshat's content and word use is right out of the Eisenhour era in it's innocence and lack of sophistication.

To help aclimatize him to big league smack, he should spend more time on Barkingcarnival, shaggybevo or EDSBS. Lawd help us when UteMan discovers Urbandictionary.

As a public service announcement to these recent rash of pranksters, here is a primer. I'm throwing out a few examples of this season's latest smacktalk fashions.

Dooshnozel - This term is an evolution from the once popular, but now aged "douche bag" Usage: UteMan is a complete dooshnozel for pretending to be a Ute fan.

Cum-trap: This is an other term for the mouth post fellatio. It's a filthy, naughty extension from the FCC friendly "Pie Hole".

Usage: UteMan needs to shut his cum-trap. We kinda get that Utah has had a few good seasons during a period when Hawkin's performance have sucked donkey balls.

Butthurt: Used when your ass has been kicked or otherwise violated. Usage. BYU is butthurt because they remain in the mountain weenie division. Utah is butthurt for not being awarded the national championship after completing a 13-0 season.
 
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