What fruit or vegetable could you punt the farthest?

[Buffnik]

And which fruit or vegetable could you throw the farthest?

(I saw this on the Reddit CFB twitter & thought we needed a ****ing offseason thread.)

I'll go with

Punt: Orange
Throw: Onion

 

[somebody]

Apple^2

 

[JMBuffs]

Apple^2

**** no to punting an apple, you're going to break your foot.

Punt: cabbage
Throw: Cutie

 

[CUBuff98]

I'm pretty sure I could punt a bell pepper pretty far. For throwing, I'm going with an apple.

 

[chitownbuff]

I’d punt an avocado and throw a lime.

 

[PAHIBuff]

I could punt the heck out of an eggplant and throw a kiwi fruit over them mountains.

 

[Uncle Ken]

I blame the coaching search for this thread.

 

[SpacemanSpiff]

I blame the coaching search for this thread.

If you don’t give a flying fig, just say so.

 

[RalphieSpeaks]

Iceberg head of lettuce

 

[PAHIBuff]

If you don’t give a flying fig, just say so.

Orange you upset by this coaching search? Lettuce just hope it works out...

 

[GoldenSkier]

Kick: Grapefruit
Throw: Avocado

 

[SpacemanSpiff]

Orange you upset by this coaching search? Lettuce just hope it works out...

Too many leeks.

 

[BuffinCali]

Fruit: Mike Klis

 

[LongHaulBuff]

Punt: star fruit
Throw: apple

 

[BuffUp]

Punt - EGGPLANT

Throw - KIWI

 

[Daaah]

Some of you guys are ****ing morons. If you punt an eggplant or apple it's gonna explode and go no where.

With a good toe flick I could punt a lime 30 yards.

 

[MtnBuff]

Orange you upset by this coaching search? Lettuce just hope it works out...

Peas don't get the puns started.

The mods will prune the thread and they won't be very cherry about it.

 

[Daaah]

What ever happened to that kicking guru poster we used to have? I thought his name was alfred or something.

 

[chipwich]

punt: passionfruit
throw: pomegranate

 

[chipwich]

**** no to punting an apple, you're going to break your foot.

Punt: cabbage
Throw: Cutie

cabbage ? That will break your foot before an apple does.

 

[JMBuffs]

cabbage ? That will break your foot before an apple does.

I'm gonna break your foot!

 

[MtnBuff]

cabbage ? That will break your foot before an apple does.

Would a pumkin squash it?

 

[absinthe]

Punt: eggplant

Throw: potato

 

[Jaximus]

Kumquat FTW

 

[Bread]

this seems too easy.

Punt: Lime
Throw: avocado

 

[You Assholes]

No.

 

[FLounder]

throwing an orange all day.

 

[Heywood]

Punt coconut
Throw blueberry

 

[goalline]

And which fruit or vegetable could you throw the farthest?

(I saw this on the Reddit CFB twitter & thought we needed a ****ing offseason thread.)

I'll go with

Punt: Orange
Throw: Onion

**** you

**** no to punting an apple, you're going to break your foot.

Punt: cabbage
Throw: Cutie

Use both feet to punt an apple.

 

[The Ogre]

Mango for punting, “Wow, how far did that mango?”
Celery for throwing because they’re spears.

And if some of you don’t want to play along, fine, but it’s kind of rutabagas not to have our kind of AB fun.