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Ladies and gentlemen, the Prime effect

I get it and I'm sure it is meaningful to a lot of people. Glad they're having fun and bringing an attitude of being all about achievement and success.

FWIW, I don't wear jewelry, drive a car that was chosen for practical reasons, and can't remember the last time I bought anything because of brand name or how anyone would perceive it - so this is all sorts of silly to me. I'm here for the football and to see the kids realize a great future for themselves. The rest of this is silliness and noise to me, but if it makes CU more popular, better, and the kids are having fun then I support it.

Not sure if this makes me an idot but one of my “rules” for living is just because I don’t understand it doesn’t mean it’s bad or wrong. I feel a lot of hate comes from not understanding something that makes another person happy.
 
Prime effect in ASU this weekend. Met at least a half dozen groups of african american CU fans in the lobby of our hotel and at the game. All flew in to see the game from places like Ohio, NY, Cal, PA, etc... None went to CU or had been fans of Colorado prior to Deion. The fact they flew in to watch, and root for, a team for which they had no prior love blew my mind.
 
Prime effect in ASU this weekend. Met at least a half dozen groups of african american CU fans in the lobby of our hotel and at the game. All flew in to see the game from places like Ohio, NY, Cal, PA, etc... None went to CU or had been fans of Colorado prior to Deion. The fact they flew in to watch, and root for, a team for which they had no prior love blew my mind.
Went to an Arby’s (only port in a storm) after going to SeaWorld on Sunday. African American Teen brings us our food, sees our Colorado shirts and she says “Finally, my people, a whole truck full of Colorado fans.” This is Orlando near the tourist quarter. Prime effect indeed!
 
I'm a little surprised that CU allows freshman to live off-campus but not with family. I'm used to that being a requirement at most major universities.
There’s actually a LOT of universities that are in this predicament right now. A lot of it has to do with post-Covid - no one went to school 20 or 21, then three classes-worth applied for freshman year 22..,and…out of space in the dorms. It’s spilling into 23.
 
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Flight suits look womanly. Discuss.
Dunno. Met my wife wearing a flight suit*. She thought it was hot. Wanted to **** immediately.

*edit: while I was wearing a flight suit. Also, when she wears my fly suit..HAWT!!
 
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Prime effect in ASU this weekend. Met at least a half dozen groups of african american CU fans in the lobby of our hotel and at the game. All flew in to see the game from places like Ohio, NY, Cal, PA, etc... None went to CU or had been fans of Colorado prior to Deion. The fact they flew in to watch, and root for, a team for which they had no prior love blew my mind.
Yep. During the crowd shots you could definitely tell the difference
 
Dunno. Met my wife wearing a flight suit*. She thought it was hot. Wanted to **** immediately.

*edit: while I was wearing a flight suit. Also, when she wears my fly suit..HAWT!!
What the hell, I'm liberal, so I heave a chair at her.

- Draw blood? - Not yet. But what does she say?

"Wait a minute!" She pulls out a suitcase from under the bed -

- with a World War Il flak suit.

Zip, zip, she gets into the flak suit, we get down on the bed.

- What are you doing? - ****ing!

- But she's in a flak suit. - She leaves the zipper open.

But the shot is, every thirty seconds or so, -

- she wants me to go "BOOM" at the top of my lungs.

So we're humping and pumping, and every once in a while, I go "boom".

In the middle of everything, she turns on a little tape recorder.

I don't know what the shot is. All of a sudden I hear:

I'm pumping away, the tape recorder is making airplane noises.

Every once in a while, I go "boom", and the broad starts going crazy.

She's moaning and groaning -

- and screaming, "Red Dog One to Red Dog Squadron".

Suddenly, she screams, "Wait!" and pulls out a five-gallon jerry can.

It's full of gasoline. She splashes it over the walls -

- pulls out a zippo and "whoosh", the room goes up in flames.

So the tape recorder is going ... , the room is full of smoke -

- and the broad screams, "Do it now, for the love of Christ!"

So I look at the broad, and I figure, **** this nonsense.
 
What the hell, I'm liberal, so I heave a chair at her.

- Draw blood? - Not yet. But what does she say?

"Wait a minute!" She pulls out a suitcase from under the bed -

- with a World War Il flak suit.

Zip, zip, she gets into the flak suit, we get down on the bed.

- What are you doing? - ****ing!

- But she's in a flak suit. - She leaves the zipper open.

But the shot is, every thirty seconds or so, -

- she wants me to go "BOOM" at the top of my lungs.

So we're humping and pumping, and every once in a while, I go "boom".

In the middle of everything, she turns on a little tape recorder.

I don't know what the shot is. All of a sudden I hear:

I'm pumping away, the tape recorder is making airplane noises.

Every once in a while, I go "boom", and the broad starts going crazy.

She's moaning and groaning -

- and screaming, "Red Dog One to Red Dog Squadron".

Suddenly, she screams, "Wait!" and pulls out a five-gallon jerry can.

It's full of gasoline. She splashes it over the walls -

- pulls out a zippo and "whoosh", the room goes up in flames.

So the tape recorder is going ... , the room is full of smoke -

- and the broad screams, "Do it now, for the love of Christ!"

So I look at the broad, and I figure, **** this nonsense.
Is she a pro?
 
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Someone forgot to tell these puds that Taco Bell hasn’t used these colors since the early 80’s…
 
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