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I was only kidding about only kidding. Badass Asians are everywhere! I can think of a few that would like to do me in at this very moment, but they're the Central variety.
Wally's college roomate kicked his ass in every way possible, and he was only half Asian! Imagine what a full Asian could do. He lost wrestling matches, tuna can football, chicks, all sports for that matter, and he was taller.
 
Wally's college roomate kicked his ass in every way possible, and he was only half Asian! Imagine what a full Asian could do. He lost wrestling matches, tuna can football, chicks, all sports for that matter, and he was taller.

Wally is taller than someone? Really? Cuz I met him and his head was about the right height to put my drink on......if he as a girl and had no teeth, he would have been a perfect date. Which of course makes him a perfect military pilot. Those are some small ****ers.
 
Wally's college roomate kicked his ass in every way possible, and he was only half Asian! Imagine what a full Asian could do. He lost wrestling matches, tuna can football, chicks, all sports for that matter, and he was taller.

I did lose wrestling matches, and might have missed out on a few chicks (Marie was hot!), but I won the tuna can football tournament, and was ahead in our raquetball tournament too, but quit because he was catching up quickly. He may have been taller--I'm not a tall man. I also won the two man Uno tournament 102 to 100.

He was half-asian, but I always thought he was half-superhuman white guy too, and that was what carried him through.
 
All Asians are ninjas!

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