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A "sonnet" about CU hiring Coach Prime created by ChatGPT

Jayne Cobb

Jayne Cobb

One Damn Dirty Ape
Club Member
I don't know how many of you are familiar with ChatGPT, but it is a new, open, and free AI application that is supposed to simulate human interaction. You can also ask it questions and ask it to write stuff on its own, such as new stories, and as I discovered, poetry. I asked it the following:" write a Shakespeare sonnet about Colorado hiring coach prime."

Here are the results. I am not sure that it qualifies as an actual sonnet, but I still like it:

In the land of the Rockies, where the air is so thin, A new coach has arrived, with a heart full of vim. His name is Coach Prime, and he brings with him fire, To lead the Colorado team to a new, loftier spire.

With his tactical mind and his passion for the game, He will mold the players into a force to be reckoned with. His strategy and leadership will guide them to victory, As they conquer their opponents with skill and dexterity.

His players will follow him, their trust never in doubt, For Coach Prime's vision will help them rise and shout. In the end, they will stand tall, their triumphs many and grand, Thanks to the guidance of Colorado's Coach Prime at hand.
 
LOL chatGPT is one of the coolest things
A poem in the style of shakespeare about Colorado Buffaloes hiring Coach Prime Deion Sanders

Oh Colorado Buffaloes,
Thou art a team most fair,
And now with Coach Prime Sanders,
Thy future is most bright and rare.

His name doth strike fear in foes,
For Deion Sanders is a name most great,
And with his coaching skills and prowess,
Thou shall surely seal thy fate.

So let us raise a glass and cheer,
To Coach Prime Sanders and the Buffaloes,
May thy victories be many,
And thy defeats be but few.

So here's to you, Colorado,
May thy future be most grand,
With Coach Prime Sanders at the helm,
Thou art sure to take the land.
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A rap in the style of Eminem about Colorado Buffaloes hiring Coach Prime Deion Sanders

(Verse 1)
Yo, Colorado Buffaloes, what's good?
You just hired Coach Prime Sanders, oh man you should
Be feeling good, 'cause Deion's the man
He's gonna take your team to the top, yo, that's the plan

(Chorus)
Colorado Buffaloes, Coach Prime Sanders in the house
We're gonna dominate, we're gonna win it all
Colorado Buffaloes, we're gonna make you proud
With Coach Prime Sanders leading us, we can't lose at all

(Verse 2)
Deion's got the skills, the talent, and the drive
He's gonna take your team to the next level, yo, that's no jive
He's gonna make you strong, he's gonna make you fast
He's gonna teach you how to play the game, and make it last

(Chorus)
Colorado Buffaloes, Coach Prime Sanders in the house
We're gonna dominate, we're gonna win it all
Colorado Buffaloes, we're gonna make you proud
With Coach Prime Sanders leading us, we can't lose at all

(Bridge)
Deion's got the fire, he's got the passion
He's gonna bring it every day, he's gonna make it happen
Colorado Buffaloes, get ready for the ride
With Coach Prime Sanders leading us, we're gonna take it all the way

(Chorus)

Colorado Buffaloes, Coach Prime Sanders in the house
We're gonna dominate, we're gonna win it all
Colorado Buffaloes, we're gonna make you proud
With Coach Prime Sanders leading us, we can't lose at all
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A song in the style of Bruce Springsteen about Colorado Buffaloes hiring Coach Prime Deion Sanders

(Verse 1)
Out in the Rockies, the wind blows cold
But the Colorado Buffaloes are feeling bold
With Coach Prime Sanders at the helm
We're gonna rise up and make our mark, we're gonna overwhelm

(Chorus)
Colorado Buffaloes, Coach Prime Sanders in the house
We're gonna dominate, we're gonna win it all
Colorado Buffaloes, we're gonna make you proud
With Coach Prime Sanders leading us, we can't lose at all

(Verse 2)
Deion's got the fire, he's got the passion
He's gonna bring it every day, he's gonna make it happen
Colorado Buffaloes, get ready for the ride
With Coach Prime Sanders leading us, we're gonna take it all the way

(Chorus)
Colorado Buffaloes, Coach Prime Sanders in the house
We're gonna dominate, we're gonna win it all
Colorado Buffaloes, we're gonna make you proud
With Coach Prime Sanders leading us, we can't lose at all

(Bridge)
So let us raise our voices, and sing this song
For Coach Prime Sanders and the Colorado Buffaloes
We're gonna rise up, and make our mark
With Coach Prime Sanders leading us, we're gonna leave our mark

(Chorus)
Colorado Buffaloes, Coach Prime Sanders in the house
We're gonna dominate, we're gonna win it all
Colorado Buffaloes, we're gonna make you proud
With Coach Prime Sanders leading us, we can't lose at all
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That's enough, could go on all day :LOL:

Amazing (but seriously scary on the other hand) technology
 
InTheBuff said:
There once was a 4 start recruit from Nantucket
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The 4 star recruit from Nantucket
With skills so pure and true
Committed to Colorado's team
A prospect that's brand new

He's tall and quick and agile
His footwork's light as air
He'll be a threat on the court
And make defenses beware

His jump shot's pure and smooth
And his passes hit the mark
He'll be a force to reckon with
In the PAC-12 park

Colorado's lucky to have him
In their colors he'll shine
A Nantucket native, proud and true
A star that's truly divine.
 
BuffBronco said:
The 4 star recruit from Nantucket
With skills so pure and true
Committed to Colorado's team
A prospect that's brand new

He's tall and quick and agile
His footwork's light as air
He'll be a threat on the court
And make defenses beware

His jump shot's pure and smooth
And his passes hit the mark
He'll be a force to reckon with
In the PAC-12 park

Colorado's lucky to have him
In their colors he'll shine
A Nantucket native, proud and true
A star that's truly divine.
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Nice, but not a limerick.
 
InTheBuff said:
There once was a 4 start recruit from Nantucket.....
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BuffBronco said:
The 4 star recruit from Nantucket
With skills so pure and true
Committed to Colorado's team
A prospect that's brand new

He's tall and quick and agile
His footwork's light as air
He'll be a threat on the court
And make defenses beware

His jump shot's pure and smooth
And his passes hit the mark
He'll be a force to reckon with
In the PAC-12 park

Colorado's lucky to have him
In their colors he'll shine
A Nantucket native, proud and true
A star that's truly divine.
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Buffnik said:
Tough crowd.

Love me tender
Love me sweet
Wrap your lips around my meat
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BuffBronco said:
:LOL:

write a limerick about Colorado's 4 star recruit from Nantucket

There once was a recruit from Nantucket
Who moved to Colorado with his bucket
He was a star, no doubt
With skills that would make him shout
"I'm the best!" as he led the team to victory, f*** it.
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Not that I could do better, but paging @HaikuBUFF
 
Chat GPT Sucks
"Convince me to play football for the University of Colorado in the style of Deion Sanders"
"Hey there, my name is Deion Sanders, and I'm here to tell you about the benefits of playing football for the University of Colorado. As a former professional football player, I can tell you that playing for a university team is a great way to take your skills to the next level. You will have the opportunity to compete against some of the best teams in the country and develop your abilities under the guidance of experienced coaches. Plus, playing football can help you stay in shape and build character. So why not give it a try? You never know what you might achieve. Go Buffs!"

With that disaster as a template, I tried
"convince me to play for the University of Colorado in the style of Coach Prime"
and got "If you're considering playing football for the University of Colorado, I have one word for you: opportunity. At CU, you will have the opportunity to join a team with a winning tradition and a dedicated coaching staff. You will have the chance to compete against some of the best teams in the country and showcase your talents on a national stage. Additionally, playing for a university team can be a great way to stay in shape and improve your skills, as well as a fun and rewarding way to spend your college years. So why not give it a shot and see what you can achieve? Go Buffs!"

the second one admittedly feels closer, but I think HCP is safe from being replaced by robots for a while. the rest of us are likely ****ed.
 
LaserDeathHawk said:
Chat GPT Sucks
"Convince me to play football for the University of Colorado in the style of Deion Sanders"
"Hey there, my name is Deion Sanders, and I'm here to tell you about the benefits of playing football for the University of Colorado. As a former professional football player, I can tell you that playing for a university team is a great way to take your skills to the next level. You will have the opportunity to compete against some of the best teams in the country and develop your abilities under the guidance of experienced coaches. Plus, playing football can help you stay in shape and build character. So why not give it a try? You never know what you might achieve. Go Buffs!"

With that disaster as a template, I tried
"convince me to play for the University of Colorado in the style of Coach Prime"
and got "If you're considering playing football for the University of Colorado, I have one word for you: opportunity. At CU, you will have the opportunity to join a team with a winning tradition and a dedicated coaching staff. You will have the chance to compete against some of the best teams in the country and showcase your talents on a national stage. Additionally, playing for a university team can be a great way to stay in shape and improve your skills, as well as a fun and rewarding way to spend your college years. So why not give it a shot and see what you can achieve? Go Buffs!"

the second one admittedly feels closer, but I think HCP is safe from being replaced by robots for a while. the rest of us are likely ****ed.
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Coach Prime cannot be replicated.
 
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