Discussion in 'CU Gameday Fan Network' started by AECstudios, Aug 21, 2012.
email me at email@example.com
C'mon sacky you could be the next
I am a die hard Colorado Buffalo!
This is not spam, a legit commercial we are casting for. Please take a look at our website to find out more about us www.HamiltonCasting.com
Oh hopefully it is a reality tv show!
I nominate Sackman - so long as he gets a free jambalaya pot out of the deal
Spam: I don't think that word means what you think it means /Andre the Giant impression
Would grilling spam get me on the commercial?
I vote for Sacky, but only if he wheres his golden hawaiian buffalo shirt.
Where's it wear?
Dance for me, Monkey!
If somebody wants to fill that out for me, go ahead. I'm not going to take the trouble. If they want me, they know where to find me!
stop being such a ****...
Bus stop with a pocket full of nickels?
I am writing you in hopes that I can be on your grillmasters show.
I am interested in representing the CU Buffs. The only thing that surpasses my love for the Buffs is my secret passion for Fairview High School and my not-so-secret adoration of Stanford. Because of those other loves, I have made it my mission to class up the CU tailgating scene. At my tailgates, there's no beer or beef allowed. I serve a strict organic menu of wine and vegan dishes (all locally-grown). I would love the opportunity to share with your viewers how to properly pair vintages with seasonal tofu dishes that will be sure to take their tailgates to the next level.
Also, there's nothing more important to a tailgate than ensuring that your affair is eco-friendly. I have many tips for cooking with solar power in order to avoid a tailgate that adds to the carbon footprint, for selecting only compostable serving items, and how to carry everything you need for your tailgate in a rucksack so that you can bicycle to the stadium.
Yours in Gaia,
P.S. Do you think you could get me Dan Hawkins' autograph?
p.p.s. The soundtrack at our tailgates is made up exclusively of a looping counting crows anthology
Good job nik but your forgot to mention his love for sports authority field.
Great point. This letter should have included an homage to tailgating college football games at NFL stadiums. Sacky loves that ****.
Appropriate garb for grilling Spam.
This is not spam. This is legitimate spam.
sackman! Tried to email you directly but have not heard back. Would love to hear from you, this is for a national commercial and is a paid gig.
If Sacky doesn't sack up, then a fall back should be Sockdologer.
That guy is the undisputed master of grilled food pr0n.
Based on conversations with doctors, the body reacts differently to legitimate spam. It shuts down and won't ingest it, see...
sockdologer bbq level: expert
I did e-mail him.
the "paid gig" teaser sold you, right?
excellent, you consistently put on a helluva gater dudehead.
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