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Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by chipwich, Nov 8, 2008.

  1. chipwich

    chipwich Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    Game winning kick by Bama just blocked.
     
  2. CUBUFF80

    CUBUFF80 No Stinkin' Title Club Member

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    If Bama goes down and Tech wins, Tech and UT would be 1, 2 in the BCS with OU probably 4.
     
  3. CSU Husker

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    WOW, INT bama
     
  4. chipwich

    chipwich Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    LSU's first overtime possession, they throw a pick. Bama's game to lose again
     
  5. CUBUFF80

    CUBUFF80 No Stinkin' Title Club Member

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    This sucker is over
     
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    Nice grab! Bama knocking!
     
  7. CarolinaBuff

    CarolinaBuff Weekend Poster Club Member

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    Impressive win by Bama winning at LSU. I thought Saban was classy in his post-game interview. The SEC championship game between Bama and Florida should be a good one!
     
  8. Duff Man

    Duff Man Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    Nah. Florida is going to romp. Bama is a good team, but they're not national title or even SEC title material.
     
  9. CarolinaBuff

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    I agree that Florida will won that game, but I don't know about romp. Bama has impressed me on a couple of occasions this season going on the road in the tough SEC.
     
  10. Duff Man

    Duff Man Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    Put it this way-JPW hasn't had to outplay too many great QBs this year in route to their undefeated record (Matthew Stafford aside). He is going to have to outplay Tebow by quite a bit if Bama even wants to keep it close. Don't see it happening.
     
  11. 96 Buff

    96 Buff Resident Commie Bastard Club Member Junta Member

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    Your Auburn taint is showing. :smile2:
     
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    gross.
     
  13. 77buff

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    The game could have gone either way, Bama made the big play in overtime. They deserved to win . It was a sloppy game for both teams, especially LSU. I don't think Alabama will beat Florida.
     
  14. Blackshirts

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    I also think the Gators will beat Bama pretty convincingly. Despinte Florida getting beat earlier in the season, they have rebounded well.
     
  15. Bama Charlie

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    It is a good thing we actually get to play that game. We have already won two games we didn't have a chance to win this year.
     
  16. Bama Charlie

    Bama Charlie Well-Known Member

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    This sounds like some ABC commercial for people that don't watch football. Our game is to dominate the line of scrimmage. Our QB does not have to win the game for us.

    Also Tebow outplayed Snead but got the L.
     
  17. 96 Buff

    96 Buff Resident Commie Bastard Club Member Junta Member

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    Two words: Roll Tide!
     
  18. MSBuff

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    For those that did not see it, can you give a brief summary?
     
  19. Bama Charlie

    Bama Charlie Well-Known Member

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  20. Bama Charlie

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    Just in case you missed it. 2 cents to a some barner.

    LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.

    Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.

    LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.

    I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something
    better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.

    I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan
    someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away.
    That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?"
    The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.

    If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU
    fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.

    LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.

    I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you
    attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell
    like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does
    have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."

    It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to
    think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming.
    It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or
    whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I
    wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like
    a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying
    to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog
    just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly
    like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer:
    "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"

    Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better
    not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are
    nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.

    You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them.
    They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But
    don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to
    breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely
    punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.

    If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole
    body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But
    don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to
    that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff.
    Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get
    stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like
    a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?

    I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your
    kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around
    town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and
    sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in
    their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench
    or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's
    dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as
    you drive - on some other weekend

    I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog
    stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of
    these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no
    mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?
    Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there.
    Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume.

    Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply -
    kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird.
    The big political issue during the city election is whether they should
    add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it
    though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a
    malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably
    added to the water to prevent starvation or something.

    I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am
    in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like
    boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe' or some fancy Cajun food." But just
    stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.

    In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn
    dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger.
    They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you
    smoke a cigar in my home," or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of
    corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister
    fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."

    Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really
    sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know
    they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all.
    I know, I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole
    messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press
    your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn
    dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been
    drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.

    Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction -
    even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football,
    or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh
    though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their
    corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or
    something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus
    building over just one snort.

    So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each
    other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams.
    You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed
    my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this
    Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.

    Enough with this corn dog talk. Let's play ball...
     
  21. Bama Charlie

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    It is why you play the games, Bama has had a great season thus far. I just happen to think Florida is much better and will present you guys with some matchup problems.

    Disagree about JPW. If you guys want to win that game or the BCS, he is going to have to make some plays.
     
  23. 77buff

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    Can't you come up with something original? That was written by an Auburn fan after a loss to LSU. Based on this year's record - if LSU smells like Corn dogs, Auburn smells like $hit.
    bamacouple.jpg
     
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    Picture from a Bama game
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  25. Bama Charlie

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    That is why I said 2 cents to a barner. I will never come up with anything funnier than that.

    I have something easier. You just dont read my posts.
     
  26. Varsity

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    LSU fans smell like dead whores and stale beer.

    LSU BLEAUXS!
     
  27. CarolinaBuff

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    He deferred the credit to his players, and also gave credit to the LSU players. I thought that was classy. :cool:
     

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