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Best case-worst case: Colorado

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  1. RSSBot

    RSSBot News Junkie

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    By Ted Miller

    [​IMG]Though the Pac-12 blog harbors concerns that this series might have jumped the shark, the nuttiness that is "Best case-worst case" is back.This is the first in a series looking at potential dream and nightmare scenarios for all Pac-12 teams.Understand: These are not predictions. They are extreme scenarios and pieces of fiction. You can read last year's versions here.We're going in reverse order of my post-spring power rankings (which might not be identical to my preseason power rankings).

    Originally posted by ESPN.com - Pac-12 Blog
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  2. btbuff

    btbuff It's an inside joke Club Member

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    Best case was total believable until Oliver kicked a 57 yard field goal. Oh yeah and the winning games part.
    My personal favorite.
     
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    Walmart buys downtown Boulder.

    "We're going to get rid of all those uppity shops and high falutin restaurants and give folks low prices on plastic furniture and cheap stuff they don't need," says Walmart president and CEO Mike Duke. "It's going to be the biggest and best Walmart yet!"


    Hah!
     
  4. TimmyDUBs

    TimmyDUBs Dirty haole Club Member

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    favorite preseason article each year...and the red bike is back! oh and "The snow comes early and often and is most righteous."

    ESPN sucks, but Ted Miller is awesome
     
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  5. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    Ted is zeroing in on the buff psyche. But he left a few items hanging in the worst case.

    Nebraska faces Baylor (not Texas) in the BCS championship game.

    Phil DiStefano is declared Chancelor Emeritus, where he presides over Boulder for the rest of his life, and his family has the longevity of Methuselah.

    CU defaults on Tad Boyle's paycheck after the fan base abandons football. Tad finds work at Baylor after interviewing at UCLA, Arizona and Kansas.

    Following the abolishment of 420 in Boulder, the city outlaws microbreweries.
     
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    tante Club Member Club Member

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    Good start.

    Boulder leaves RTD, bus Boulder's local systems goes bankrupt and RTD buulds rail to Fort Collins.

    Longmont is named best city for entrepreneurs.

    Bacteria outbreak shuts down chautauqua park for six months.

    After relentless urging from locals. CU stops playing sports. CU is relegated to community college status in 5 years. They are ranked right behind FRCC.

    CSU builds $280 million dollar stadium and $129 million practice facility. They beat Nebraska to win a national championship.
     
  7. buffaholic

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    I don't see that Walmart part happening.....
     

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