Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Buffnik, Sep 14, 2016.
"Come at me dough"
The Walking Weird
F**k you. I'm an anteater... Oh wait, I'm still just Jim Harbaugh.
"Whey protein enriched boogers, brah"
I thought Jenny Craig wanted a new spokesperson?
at least I'm not eatn a booger
The perfect Michigan beach bod
Brought to you by the University of Michigan Strength and Conditioning program:
They're not just for the lower half!
This is what happens when you don't listen to Freddy P Soft! Hard Work pays off!
does no one get subtlety and nuanced jokes anymore? I've been doing the "What're you wearing Jake from State Farm" **** for like 2 weeks now...only to have a post that lobs one up for me to hit out of the park and actually answer that question.
"Look at Putin -- what he's doing with Russia -- I mean, you know, what's going on over there. I mean this guy has done -- whether you like him or don't like him -- he's doing a great job in rebuilding the image of Russia and also rebuilding Russia period,"
"Hey boy's you ever seen a grown man naked ? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison ? "
Not teflon but porcelain
Okay....whose gonna paint the big blue M on my belly this week?
Come at me, bro!
"That buffalo! I WANT IT IN MY BELLY!"
"URBAN HAS A FOOTBALL?????"
"I WANT A FOOTBALL!!!!!!"
So what if I eat boogers! Whatcha gonna do about it?!
"Just wrong, I tell you! First they steal a victory in the Big House then they steal my shirt. Damn those Buffaloes!"
"Hey, who wants to come put some balls on my chin?!"
"Winter is coming" (he is as pale as a white walker)
I thought they were supposed to catch on fire or melt or something when exposed to the sun?
It's not the walk of shame.
a michigan man is well-rounded.
Are you not entertained?!!!!!!!
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