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Chipper Gives Self A Blow Job

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by InTheBuff, Jun 7, 2011.

  1. InTheBuff

    InTheBuff Club Member Club Member

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  2. HUFset

    HUFset Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't have described it any better.
     
  3. The Guest

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    I could.

    "Chipper blows self while fondling Bebe's grundle. Permits Dodds to bukake face and hair."
     
  4. HotRack

    HotRack Rez BubbleHead Club Member

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    :bang::bang::puke::puke::puke:

    Glad I don't have to listen to him stroke himself on the air. Hope Mrs. McCoy's statements get some mileage to take him and UT down.
     
  5. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    Wow. That was self aggrandizing.
     
  6. GoBuffs08

    GoBuffs08 Well-Known Member

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    I'm still waiting to read the paragraph that he announces he has cured cancer, AIDS, an male pattern baldness.

    What an ass..
     
  7. absinthe

    absinthe Ambitious but rubbish. Club Member Junta Member

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  8. GregInArlington

    GregInArlington Well-Known Member

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    at least he didn't call it Big 12-gate
     
  9. ElCunado

    ElCunado Club Member Club Member

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    I hope that dude chokes on his own dong
     
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  10. Hugegroove

    Hugegroove Club Member Club Member

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    That guy is in love with himself! I also got the impression that he was sticking up for Beebe. No mention in that article of Beebe changing the distribution dollar amount from 57% to 73% to the so called orphan 5 schools. As it stands now, if the Big Tex conference lasts more than 2-3 years I'll be surprised.
     
  11. NashBuff

    NashBuff CSU Knob-Slobberer

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    Seems to me that the Pac-16 rumors were a way to try to force CU to stick a fork in going to the Pac-10. There was a rumor on a Big 12 forum back in 2009 that said the Pac-10 wanted to add CU and Utah plus there was never any mention of the Pac-16 at that time.

    I'm sure if Missouri pulls that stunt again, they will be banished to a mid-major conference.
     
  12. sackman

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    I see Chippy is still under the impression that the exit fee from the Big 12 is $20MM. I guess he never got the memo.
     
  13. CUFan

    CUFan Welcome back Club Member

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    I doubt Chippy is allowed to report the truth. He can only report what his puppet master tells him.
     
  14. 96 Buff

    96 Buff Resident Commie Bastard Club Member Junta Member

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    Out****ingstanding.
     
  15. absinthe

    absinthe Ambitious but rubbish. Club Member Junta Member

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    hell CU+kNU didn't pay 3/4ths of that number.
     
  16. BuffNut99

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    He conveniently failed to mention how wrong he was about "Colorado to lose spot in Pac 10 to Baylor"

    He may have "broke" the story first, but he (and his sources) were guessing at the end. Compeltely full of sh1t
     
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    :rolling_eyes:
     
  18. sackman

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    I wonder if the chip-ster isn't a little worried about the future of his meal ticket and is writing this self-promoting puff piece as a way to show a potential employer how wonderful he is. His mangling of the facts of the case aren't helping him, if that's truly his intent.
     
  19. Mick Ronson

    Mick Ronson Well-Known Member

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    no kidding. no one outside Texas cares much. the last time that game meant something other than an ATM unlikely upset of either the 05 or 09 horns was when? both teams in the top 10? in my lifetime...and certainly in the last 20 years...i can't think of a time there was anything national on the line other than which team sells more t-shirts at the Quick Stop in New Braunfels on the interstate.
     
  20. GoBeers

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    Choke on it? Chip uses it to floss his teeth.
     
  21. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    So he has achieved the impossible...
     
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    chipwich Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    We know he has his head up his ass so it sounds feasible.
     

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