Kansas
"I'm a Chickenhawk"
Envy the Sooners, the Cowboys and the Buffs,
Pity the Tiger and his tail,
Talk **** about the Wildcat, and those Cornhuskin' sonsabitches
I'm the turd to that's prone to weep and wail.
'Cause I'm a Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Chickenhawk
Stuck in Lawrence tongue punchin' Pa'
'Cause I'm a Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Chickenhawk
With a kissing sis-boom, hip hoorah.
Got NCAA and Fed problems bigger than Mangino's lunch pail.
Toss some Texas salad and serve as a Longhorn's bride in jail.
'Cause I'm a Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Chickenhawk,
Forced in a conference that will fail.