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Awesome! That's sooooooo what I was thinking!!!! The dude and I share a sense of style, for sure.
So that would make Junction- Jennifer?
Awesome! That's sooooooo what I was thinking!!!! The dude and I share a sense of style, for sure.
Awesome! That's sooooooo what I was thinking!!!! The dude and I share a sense of style, for sure.
That, and if your designator is any indication, probably a weakness for buxom blondes! That said, Bailey was object of my, er...affections!
Since we are an inferior football program with nothing to offer recruits, we must resort to giving unicorns to top recruits to get them to sign with us. We got Darrell Scott that way, but unfortunately he was not treating his gift right so we had to take it from him.
We also had a problem with the next shipment of unicorns so we needed his to give to a recruit this year. That recruit was Munchie Legaux. Munchie thought it was a slight towards him that we could only offer him a used unicorn and didn't buy our shipment problem story so he decided to sign with Cincinnati.
Since he didn't sign with us, he didn't get to keep our used unicorn, but Darrell Scott thinks we did give the unicorn to Munchie or another recruit and that's why we weren't giving it back to him. Extremely upset with the way our coaches were handling Darrell's situation, he decided to drop off the football season in a quest to find his unicorn.
There were rumors that it somehow found its way to UCLA or Arizona initially, but because of our extensive inside knowledge on AllBuffs, we leaked the information that the unicorn was intended to go to Munchie and Darrell has finally made the connections to get himself to Cincinnati to find his precious.
Yeah, I used to whack off to her too. That's what you meant, right??
How dare you defile the memory of our first night together. It was a beautiful experience. I just wish she could have been there to see it.:smile2:
. Really? Junc as the lone sane guy trying to keep it all together?? The voice of reason, who attempts to resolve disputes rather than perpetuate them?I think of Junk more as Travis.
Les wasn't Lucille's kind of man. We've got a few guys who are inordinately fond of facts, and I'd argue that in particular, Alferd is as fond of kickers as Les is of pigs. I mean that in the most flattering way to Alferd, by the way.TBD (may he rest in peace) is definitely Les Nesman.
Without a doubt!!!!If there's a Herbert R Tarleck, Jr on this board, it's DBT.
concur with all.Skiddy and Lefty are Fever & Flytrap, respectively. I like to think of myself as Mr. Carlson. I certainly look like him.
:lol: I take that as an extraordinary compliment...Venus was a smooth guy.I think of Junk more as Travis. TBD (may he rest in peace) is definitely Les Nesman. If there's a Herbert R Tarleck, Jr on this board, it's DBT. Skiddy and Lefty are Fever & Flytrap, respectively. I like to think of myself as Mr. Carlson. I certainly look like him.
I think you have me confused with someone else.
Maybe...my eyes were closed, but I do remember margaritas were involved.
. Really? Junc as the lone sane guy trying to keep it all together?? The voice of reason, who attempts to resolve disputes rather than perpetuate them? Les wasn't Lucille's kind of man. We've got a few guys who are inordinately fond of facts, and I'd argue that in particular, Alferd is as fond of kickers as Les is of pigs. I mean that in the most flattering way to Alferd, by the way. Without a doubt!!!!
concur with all.
I think of Junk more as Travis. TBD (may he rest in peace) is definitely Les Nesman. If there's a Herbert R Tarleck, Jr on this board, it's DBT. Skiddy and Lefty are Fever & Flytrap, respectively. I like to think of myself as Mr. Carlson. I certainly look like him.
Too bad we don't get compenstation for all of our players that leave, our draft would look mighty nice this season...lol
I think of Junk more as Travis. TBD (may he rest in peace) is definitely Les Nesman. If there's a Herbert R Tarleck, Jr on this board, it's DBT. Skiddy and Lefty are Fever & Flytrap, respectively. I like to think of myself as Mr. Carlson. I certainly look like him.
. Really? Junc as the lone sane guy trying to keep it all together?? The voice of reason, who attempts to resolve disputes rather than perpetuate them?
Is he on his way to Cincy or not?