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ESPN Page 2 Rules to being a college football fan

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by SpacemanSpiff, Sep 6, 2007.

  1. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Club Member Club Member

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    Pretty hard to argue against these. Nice to see that urine bombs are allowed (Rule 57a).

    Linky Linky
     
  2. absinthe

    absinthe Ambitious but rubbish. Club Member Junta Member

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    that was good ****
     
  3. sweaty teets

    sweaty teets Club Member Club Member

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    "75-over: Shirtless, alcoholic steam rising from graying chest hair" hahah
     
  4. Buffarino

    Buffarino Math - how does it work? Club Member

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    Yay, I pass rule #4!

    Screw you, HF! :smile2:

    And my jersey wearing is still within acceptable age limits...
     
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  5. Duff Man

    Duff Man Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    Saved by a technicality.:wink2:
     
  6. FlatironsBuff

    FlatironsBuff Club Member Club Member

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    "If you can't be true to a school, at least be true to your own weaselly nature."

    There were some good ones in there!
     
  7. BuffaloSoldier76

    BuffaloSoldier76 Unsound Meat Club Member

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    This is some good advice for all of our "friends" in Fort Fun who seem to worship the Corn...
    This just couldn't more perfectly describe the majority of Lamb fans.
     
  8. Scotch

    Scotch Registered User Club Member Junta Member

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    "57. Do not call the opposing punter a wuss from the safety of the stands. He's probably tougher than you are. And if he's from Northern Colorado, he might have to cut you."

    Damn. :wow:

    Funny **** though.
     
  9. Highflyer

    Highflyer Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    I dunno if you are a true fan though, I still have my concerns about you.:smile2:

    Me too, I can still wear a jersey...4 more seasons it looks like until a polo is mandatory
     
  10. buffs6236

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    ok that was freaking funny. especially 26. Please observe the following age guidelines on appropriate thoughts to have while ogling the USC song girls:

    • 11-15: What is this strange tingling feeling?
    • 16-18: College is going to be awesome.
    • 18-24: Damn, I wish she'd wear that skirt to sociology class.
    • 25-35: College was awesome.
    • 36-50: Damn, I wish she'd wear a burka or something. That could be my baby daughter!
    • 51-75: Gee, what a lovely young lady. I hope she meets a nice boy.
    • 75-over: What is this strange tingling feeling? Do I have to go to the bathroom again?
     
  11. buffs6236

    buffs6236 Club Member Club Member

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    oh and
    27. You are allowed to start tailgating six hours before kickoff.
    BEEN THERE DONE THAT MANY MANY TIMES :)
     
  12. 66BUFF

    66BUFF FTW Club Member

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    **** that! I wore a jersey last year at age 40
     
  13. CarolinaBuff

    CarolinaBuff Weekend Poster Club Member

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    That was pretty funny, especially all the knocks on ND. :lol:
     
  14. 96 Buff

    96 Buff Resident Commie Bastard Club Member Junta Member

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    There's a typo in there somewhere.
     
  15. BrownEyedBuffGirl

    BrownEyedBuffGirl Well-Known Member

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    41. Observe the following statutes of limitations:

    ...
    (e) Bragging about a blowout BCS bowl win over Notre Dame: one year, or until someone else joins the club


    :rofl:
     

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