Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Darth Snow, Apr 10, 2009.
And what is said in Barzil, STAYS in Barzil.
btw, for us newtimers, how the **** did Barzil start?
Sackman wanted the name and Matt wanted a forum for paid users only.
It goes back way farther than that. All the way to another board at another time.
How do I get to "Brazil"?
A flight to Rio would get you to "Brazil".
As for Barzil, that's a special place. You must be invited, and you must prove that you are worthy.
I must know. Tell me a story.
If you have to ask, you can't go there. Too bad, you seem like a decent enough chap.
OK, the reality isn't as fun as the myth, though. Barzil started out as a simple typo from Superior Buff when he was trying to say something about Brazil. I can't remember the exact post, but it was something like "I'll just end up going to Barzil and getting my drink on there". Well, the thought of an entire country that consists of nothing but bars and liquor was an attractive one, so we annointed ourselves to various positions within the Barzillian cabinet. Barzil started on netturds, but when allbuffs started, it was a natural place place of exile for the deposed Barzillian leadership. Your exhaulted leadership consists of Superior Buff, Junk, Manhattan (liver), myself, Philly, and perhaps a few others.
Perhaps an allbuffs wiki or at least history thread is needed for this sort of thing.
Naaaahh, it's much more fun to keep it mysterious. Kind of like "that fuking fly", "I want that clock", and "idot".
Keep 'em guessing.
My guess is DBT's rant last year was the latest thing to be added to the lore. But there was no particular quote associated with it, so it's hard to use it much.
You are going to have to be much, MUCH more specific.... :lol:
I think he's talking about the one where DBT gave out his full name, address, social security number, phone number, and bank account information.
I am indeed.
Too bad he didn't tie that rant to the one about having his explosive colon inspected by a hot nurse.
Or that one rant when the Rockies played baseball
Or when his Honda broke down, or was it when his daughter wrecked the car, or son did something insensitive/stupid, or when that part of the house needed fixing.
Or that one time, in band camp...
Losing "I Want This Clock" was one of the greatest losses to the world ever :smile2:
Or the infamous "who stole my hoodie" rant. Pure DBT wonderfulness. :lol:
When we all know he is old and forgetful....but the rants are pure awesomeness anyway.
Is this the first chapter?
At least there's a glossary.
Separate names with a comma.