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First scrimmage thoughts...

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Darth Snow, Apr 10, 2009.

  1. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    Don't post them here. I here there is a very wonderful country called Barzil where there are no information overlords...

    And what is said in Barzil, STAYS in Barzil.

    btw, for us newtimers, how the **** did Barzil start?
     
  2. SkiTownUSA

    SkiTownUSA Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    Sackman wanted the name and Matt wanted a forum for paid users only.
     
  3. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    :lol:

    It goes back way farther than that. All the way to another board at another time.
     
  4. SCB

    SCB Well-Known Member

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    How do I get to "Brazil"?
     
  5. Daaah

    Daaah Club Member Club Member

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    Head south.
     
  6. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    A flight to Rio would get you to "Brazil".

    As for Barzil, that's a special place. You must be invited, and you must prove that you are worthy.
     
  7. SkiTownUSA

    SkiTownUSA Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    I must know. Tell me a story.
     
  8. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    If you have to ask, you can't go there. Too bad, you seem like a decent enough chap.









    :lol:

    OK, the reality isn't as fun as the myth, though. Barzil started out as a simple typo from Superior Buff when he was trying to say something about Brazil. I can't remember the exact post, but it was something like "I'll just end up going to Barzil and getting my drink on there". Well, the thought of an entire country that consists of nothing but bars and liquor was an attractive one, so we annointed ourselves to various positions within the Barzillian cabinet. Barzil started on netturds, but when allbuffs started, it was a natural place place of exile for the deposed Barzillian leadership. Your exhaulted leadership consists of Superior Buff, Junk, Manhattan (liver), myself, Philly, and perhaps a few others.
     
  9. Daaah

    Daaah Club Member Club Member

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    Perhaps an allbuffs wiki or at least history thread is needed for this sort of thing.
     
  10. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    Naaaahh, it's much more fun to keep it mysterious. Kind of like "that fuking fly", "I want that clock", and "idot".

    Keep 'em guessing.
     
  11. Daaah

    Daaah Club Member Club Member

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    My guess is DBT's rant last year was the latest thing to be added to the lore. But there was no particular quote associated with it, so it's hard to use it much.
     
  12. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    You are going to have to be much, MUCH more specific.... :lol:
     
  13. SkiTownUSA

    SkiTownUSA Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    :nod:
     
  14. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    I think he's talking about the one where DBT gave out his full name, address, social security number, phone number, and bank account information.
     
  15. Daaah

    Daaah Club Member Club Member

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    I am indeed.
     
  16. Skidmark

    Skidmark Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    Too bad he didn't tie that rant to the one about having his explosive colon inspected by a hot nurse.

    Or that one rant when the Rockies played baseball

    Or when his Honda broke down, or was it when his daughter wrecked the car, or son did something insensitive/stupid, or when that part of the house needed fixing.

    Or that one time, in band camp...
     
  17. Swish

    Swish Half a bubble off Club Member

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    Losing "I Want This Clock" was one of the greatest losses to the world ever :smile2:
     
  18. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    Or the infamous "who stole my hoodie" rant. Pure DBT wonderfulness. :lol:
     
  19. FlatironsBuff

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    When we all know he is old and forgetful....but the rants are pure awesomeness anyway.
     
  20. AlferdJasper

    AlferdJasper Well-Known Member

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    Is this the first chapter?

    At least there's a glossary.
     

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