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For Those Who Are Patiently Waiting...

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by 2HellNback, Oct 24, 2009.

  1. 2HellNback

    2HellNback Well-Known Member

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    ...for Squawkins to turn the program around, and still believe he can do so... aside from the 1,000 reasons that will be listed on various threads today...

    Once again, out-coached & out-classed. Now 2-17 on the road under this staff.

    So, my biggest point is that even if this program got to where we want it to be, to the point of contention and competition, we would never get over the hump because we would lose games by being out-coached. Lose games we are not supposed to.

    This staff just FLAT DOES NOT have the capability to return us above .500 football, let alone contention. Do we have the horses to run the race? Who knows, but it's fair to criticize that no one on this team shows improvement (evidence that they've been coached).

    Out coached, out classed, and once again... Completely lifeless and unprepared on the road.
     
  2. Dunken

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    :thumbsup:...nothing more could be said.......HAWKINS SUCKS MONKEY BALLS
     
  3. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    that stat is horrendous
     
  4. The Guest

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    Technically, sucking monkey balls isn't a stat. It's more of an observation, I think.
     
  5. PhillyBuff

    PhillyBuff Club Member Club Member

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    I believe the NUMBER of monkey balls sucked would be a stat.....
     
  6. 2HellNback

    2HellNback Well-Known Member

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    It's an unbreakable record when it comes to Squawkins. He's got it for all time...
     
  7. Dunken

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    17 road loses = MONKEY BALLS....that is a stat
     
  8. chipwich

    chipwich Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    .105 winning percentage on the road. :wow:
     
  9. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    Wade Phillips appears to react to that stat the same way I do.... :huh:
     
  10. Bolond

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    The funny thing is, Hawkins "GUYS" are the ones that are responsible for our mediocrity.
     
  11. ThndringHerd

    ThndringHerd Well-Known Member

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    Hawk kissing up to a recruit?

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    He sucks monkey balls alright. Monkey balls dipped in bat guano.
     
  12. BuffaloChuck

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    On 15 road-games under .500 - wow, what an achievement. Ya think in another 3 seasons, he'd have righted the ship? I'm not sure how long it will take him to reach .500 in road games. Bohn may be interested in finding out, though.
     
  13. PhillyBuff

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    who is the unlucky monkey with 1 ball?

    or is there a really lucky one with 3?
     
  14. 2HellNback

    2HellNback Well-Known Member

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    Let's be honest... The Baylor win doesn't count.

    He's 11/2 -17
     
  15. buffwings

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    Hack, these are for you!! Suck them, because that's one thing your great at!
     

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    SBG Formerly known as EFNMB Club Member Junta Member

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    Let's not forgot that our seniors got us the other win. TWheat had a spectacular game against Crabtree (>100 yards, 1TD) and had 3 INTs one of which was ripped out of Crabtree's hands. Had TWheat not gone for a pick in the endzone Crabtree wouldn't have scored that day. Then you had Dizon with a pick 6. Both graduate and go to the NFL and what has been our record since they left? Even worse than we were here.

    We won that game at TT because of circumstances, Leach wasn't necessarily outcoached. Now the year before when our 2-10 beat them 30-6, well that was just plain outcoaching. HOWEVER, if CU had lost that game they would have been the worst CU EVER (in terms of losing games in a row). Given the circumstances now I bet the seniors (Wright, Washington and our OL guys) to get us that win, not Hawk.
     
  17. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Get get the balls, Juicebox. The rest is covered.

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    ThndringHerd Well-Known Member

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Holy ****! Definitely Hawk's new mascot. Rep.
     
  19. buffsfan01

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    i did here the play by play guys saying they talked to our players and they said they were very tired hawk woke em up early all week to get ready for this early start....i see that did help !!!!!!!1
     
  20. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    You serious?

    Wouldn't surprise me. You know, since the practicing late at night worked so well to get us ready for the Toledo game. :bang:
     
  21. Buffarino

    Buffarino Math - how does it work? Club Member

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    Yep, they said he woke them up every day this week at 6:30. Pure genius, seeing how most college kids don't go to sleep until 1-2 am most nights...
     
  22. 2HellNback

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    I can confirm, 6am workouts, with regularly scheduled practice until 6:15-7pm
     
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    Haha, that was our strategy? Seriously? Our coach is stupid! It's a freaking 1 hour time change. What a moron!
     
  24. 2HellNback

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    I have neighbors on the team... We usually hang on week nights and get together to watch The Office on Thursday nights. Total exhaustion forced us to postpone. :sad1:
     

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