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Goodbye Big7/8/12- Parting Shots

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by PhillyBuff, Jun 30, 2011.

  1. PhillyBuff

    PhillyBuff Club Member Club Member

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    Well, here are my short and sweet parting shots as we head to the head to the Pac-12....

    Goodbye Big 7, Big 8, and finally the Big 12.

    Well, lets start with the newcomers that crashed our Big 8 party and destroyed a very good conference...



    Baylor: "suckem Bears" Seriously.... Baylor? Sneaking in the Big 12 at the last minute and you think you could have usurped us in the Pac-12? Enjoy your short lived life in the remainder of this conference..... just know you are only holding on to Division 1 football by a thread....

    Texas Tech: Thank you for hanging 70 on Nebraska. You actually have provided CU with some good matchups and I wish you well finding a conference.... you might be on the outside looking in..... I will always remember your win over Texas in 2008.

    Texas: It is probably your goal to dominate everything to the point where Texas plays Texas every week and you have your own TV network to show it. Glad we could leave you alone and allow that to happen.

    Texas A & M : Thank you troops for all that you do.... Von Miller is dirty and we held your Heisman Trophy Candidate Leland McElroy to 16 yards in 1995. Suck it!!!! with pepper spray...

    and now to the old Members....

    Oklahoma State: Thank you for giving us Barry Sanders and beating OU in 2001.... you enabled us to beat Texas for our only Big 12 Title.... that meant more than beating OU for the title.

    Oklahoma: You started off as my most hated team when one of your drunk fans leaving Owen field pinned my friends legs against the car in front of you.... but we have had some epic games against you . I wish you well with no ill will and hope to see you in a non-conference game soon.

    Iowa State: Thank you for letting Rashaan Salaam score a TD on his rush that passed 2,000 yards in a season in 1994.

    Missouri: I plead the 5th is just too easy....... Thanks for giving the Eagle Jeremy Maclin.... he was supposed to be a Buff.

    Kansas State: Your recent success has made you annoying..... but I love purple pussies.... cause that reminds me of Liver holding his breath.

    Kansas: you had our number... no matter how bad or good your football team was... you seemed to give us fits.... the game in 1991 in the snow was one heck of a game.... I hope you land on your feet when the major realignment occurs.... I am afraid for you.

    Nebraska: Other than getting hot dogs and beer thrown at me in 1992, most of your fans have been cordial. I wish you luck in the Big 10 and wish you no ill will. I would love to see you in Pasadena one of these days.
     
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  2. torerobuff

    torerobuff Dancing is forbidden Club Member

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    Reptastic
     
  3. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    MY GRILL! Give that back!!!!
     
  4. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    Death to the big 12
     
  5. PhillyBuff

    PhillyBuff Club Member Club Member

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    I dont have it... I am just next to it.... :haha2:
     
  6. 96 Buff

    96 Buff Resident Commie Bastard Club Member Junta Member

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    **** you.
     
  7. PhillyBuff

    PhillyBuff Club Member Club Member

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    care to narrow that down a bit? or is that just a general **** you?
     
  8. 96 Buff

    96 Buff Resident Commie Bastard Club Member Junta Member

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    Fine, here's a little more clarification for our challenged attorney from the 2nd dirtiest city in America. My farewell address to the Big-12:

    Wacko U: **** you.
    Sand aggy: **** you.
    Longwhorns: **** you.
    aggy: **** you.
    Okie lite: **** you.
    land thieves: **** you.
    Team McDonald's: **** you.
    Misery: **** you.
    KSjucoU: **** you.
    Jaysquawks: **** you.
    ****braska: **** you.
    PhillyBuff: **** you.
     
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  9. NashBuff

    NashBuff CSU Knob-Slobberer

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    Hopefully it's not a premature goodbye to some of those members.
     

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