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How to argue about College Football - THE definite guide

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Jens1893, Jul 30, 2010.

  1. Jens1893

    Jens1893 Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    Also remember that ESPN hates you....

    ESPN hates you.

    And more importantly, ESPN hates your team.

    ESPN will go to any length to diss your team. Any length. You know that Dawg coozie you used to have but can’t seem to find? ESPN took it. Because ESPN hates Georgia. That is, if Georgia is your team.

    It has nothing to do with you being too passionately involved in both liking your team and hating other teams. ESPN just likes to mess with your head. That's why when Mark May says something like 'Georgia has question marks at quarterback. Watch out for South Carolina in this one' you get mad. Sure, you just read the same thing in the AJC. But the AJC isn't ESPN - who clearly is having a love affair with Urban Meyer and the Gators while simultaneously throwing the Georgia under the bus every chance they get.

    Unless you're a Florida fan. In which case the time that Chris Fowler made that dig about Urban Meyer's 28-point loss to Alabama is clear evidence of an ESPN-wide plan to, in fact, shut the UF football program down.

    Remember that time ESPN ran a story about your favorite player getting arrested? Nevermind that he actually did get arrested. That's bull. ESPN is bull. And it is obvious that, by running timely stories about factual events, ESPN is biased against your team.

    It doesn't matter who you pull for.

    Whoever your favorite team is, ESPN hates it. ESPN hates anything you love, and loves anything you hate.

    ESPN hates your dad. Unless you hate your dad. In which case ESPN loves your dad.

    If you were for the Union, ESPN was for the Confederacy.

    If you had a Sega Genesis, ESPN had a Super Nintendo. If you had a Super Nintendo, ESPN had Sega Genesis.

    If you pulled for Dan, ESPN pulled for Dave.

    If you think OJ is guilty, ESPN is black.

    ESPN hates everything you stand for. Unless you stand for something else. Then ESPN hates that too.

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    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    Chris Fowler is a CU grad. ESPN doesn't hate CU. They just ignore us.


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  5. 4DemBuffs

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    yes dallas. since this is your first football season here you may not be aware that CF is a CU grad. no later than noon on the first weekend of college football there will be people posting on this board about CF not talking about CU or picking CU to win the MNC or some other imagined slight against CU. its like clockwork. :lol:
     
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    should have made yours "official".
     
  7. GregInArlington

    GregInArlington Well-Known Member

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    I've said this before, but Fowler is still a huge CU supporter. He makes the effort to point out CU gear/fans in front of everybody at Gameday. He has done it multiple times to me here in Austin (just not on the air.....)
     

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