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I really hate my mother in law...

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Hank, Nov 25, 2011.

  1. Hank

    Hank Well-Known Member

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    Is it me, my mother-in-law, Wally? I think it's Wally. Low life prick.
     
  2. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    does you mil play football?
     
  3. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Here's how you can tell: if you can see the hands and the face, it's Wally. If you can only see the hands, it's you're mother in law.

    Wally, that's right, right?
     
  4. Hank

    Hank Well-Known Member

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    wallly is a vag. gotta sneak off to bed. no one hates me right now. I think they are too drunk to hate. sweet dreams.
     
  5. The Guest

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    What the **** just happened here?

    Seriously, what just happened?
     
  6. rynobuff

    rynobuff Club Member Club Member

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    Buffs won on the road! And you are Hank's mother in law or something.
     
  7. The Guest

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    I'm starting to think I might be.
     
  8. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    The holidays with Hank's in-laws are becoming epic.
     
  9. FlaBuff

    FlaBuff I drive a Dodge Stratus! Club Member

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    Wally, stop ruining Hank's life.
     
  10. The Guest

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    I don't think that test applies in this case, Burrito.
     
  11. tante

    tante Club Member Club Member

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    it could be worse, you could be tini's dad.
     
  12. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Well someone on the board is.
     
  13. The Guest

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    You know how on Maury Povitch they do those paternity tests, and when some dude turns out not to be the father he jumps around and celebrates? I'm only now beginning to understand why that happens.
     
  14. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    You watch Maury Povitch? You know that makes it more likely of paternity, not less?

    What, exactly, did you do to Hank?
     
  15. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    This thread makes my head hurt
     
  16. The Guest

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    Not sure where that came from. I'm eagerly awaiting Hank's explanation.

    Regarding paternity: I'm almost convinced he's mine, at this point.
     
  17. The Guest

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    I've got a hunch that Hank's hurts worse than yours.

    Amazingly MIL probably feels dandy.
     
  18. Hank

    Hank Well-Known Member

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    I was having a hell of a time trying to type Burrito Palazzo last night.

    Apparently, I also ordered something called shrimp cake from a Vietnamese restaurant for take out, only to declare that it was disgusting. I pushed it aside, retrieved a half gallon of moose tracks ice cream from the freezer and ate the entire container at the table in silence. I was on top of my game.
     
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  19. The Guest

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    Have you considered reality TV? I'd watch.
     

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