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If I were AD...

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by DBT, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    the first thing I'd do is put all you dickwads on "ignore." But then, I'd give Jon Gruden a call and just, kind of, you know, say, "Hey Jon, you ever been to Colorado?" Hopefully, the conversation would evolve from there.

    In my mind, Jon Gruden could be Pete Carrollesque as a college coach. Kids would line up to sign with him.

    But, anyway, that is "IF" I was AD. And I'm not. And Jon Gruden wants to win Super Bowls.
     
  2. Duff Man

    Duff Man Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    If I were AD, I would not ignore the dickwads that keep showing up to games and make the department money.
     
  3. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    If I was AD, I'd be pissed that DBT was being so negative about things and didn't support our current Head Coach. Maybe I'd invite him to my office for a chat and a snack (juicebox and orange slices, I think).
     
  4. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    If DBT were AD, David Plati would be keeping stats on DBT's automotive history, BG Brooks would tell the world about DBT's colon and there would be a stripper pole in the basement of Dal Ward.
     
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  5. CarolinaBuff

    CarolinaBuff Weekend Poster Club Member

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    And the football team would wear pink.
     
  6. aik

    aik Club Member Club Member

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    How about beer in the stadium, bro?
     
  7. Scotch

    Scotch Registered User Club Member Junta Member

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    And the CU Police would still be looking for a stolen hoodie. :smile2:
     
  8. Waldo

    Waldo Original Copy Club Member

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    well I am ADD and not sure what this thread is all about but Go Buffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:
     
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  9. 87toInfinity

    87toInfinity Well-Known Member

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    FIFY. Right?
     
  10. buffsyko

    buffsyko Club Member Club Member

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    If you were AD, you'd give hawk a 10 year contract extension, a year supply of juiceboxes and a unicorn for cody. :smile2:
     
  11. Timbuff10

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    I am liking Gruden calling the MNF games... He is surprisingly really good at it. I wasn't expecting anything from him really, but he is the best in a long time to take on that job.

    As far as him coming to CU. Unless he has some Colorado connection that I don't know about, then I would say that one isn't going to happen, but as the AD, Bohn does need to be barking up every tree he can find. You never know which one drops the magic apple.
     
  12. zbuff

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    I'm starting to think that DBT isn't just pink on the outside...
     
  13. DBT

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    Yeah, I'd reinstate beer sales. Also, vodka, tequila, bourbon, scotch, etc. sales. Talk about your "home field advantage!" I'd even have a "Medicinal Marijuana" section in the stadium.

    No, I'm just impressed with Gruden. I'd bet he'd make a helluva college coach. But I'm sure he has his sights on an NFL job. Plus, he'd get Saban types of dollars which, as we all know, CU does not have. Plus, Hawk is GOING TO TURN IT AROUND!
     
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  14. sackman

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    When did we hire Haw?
     
  15. DBT

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    ....K, dammit! Must have been a Freadian slip?
     
  16. GoBuffs08

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    FREUDIAN- Sigmund Freud

    Crap DBT you are old enough, you probably went to school with him. I would think you could spell his name.:lol:

    Maybe if you were AD you could get the $3 mil from Freud's estate so we could get rid of Haw(k).

    Unless someone wealthy dies and leaves a truck load of cash to CU in the will, we are gonna be stuck with Juicebox in 2010.
     
  17. DBT

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    Another typo. Sheesh. I know how to spell Freud, dammit.
     
  18. DrunkPanda

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    if i was AD, i'd be even more pissed off after that game. seeing as how the coach had picked his son as starting qb when there was supposedly no favoritism going on. and then seeing how much better hansen actually was than coach's son. i would also be a little bit upset that our defense looked so terrible early on and then looked much better once the defensive coordinator said they were overcoaching them earlier and were now just letting them play.

    so wait, the defense plays better when the defensive coordinator lets them do their own thing rather than when he coaches them up? that's just embarassing :wow:.

    i think the win over kansas in which we were leading by 21, shows that we DO have the talent to win the big 12 north. it also shows that our coaching is god awful and is destroying the team. this is the same talent that got destroyed by csu and toledo?
     
  19. Junction

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    Right after we fired Hee.... :cool:
     
  20. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    If I were AD I'd have sweet seats and a parking spot for games.
     
  21. Timbuff10

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    He already turned it around... Problem is he bent over too.
     
  22. The Guest

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    If I were AD, I'd be getting so much coed ass!
     
  23. Mick Ronson

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    if I were AD i call up Phil Knight and ask why these "gold" pants are salad bar Honey Mustard color. and, further, why our home unis are totally stupid looking.

    is this the best the almighty Nike can do?
     
  24. The Guest

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    :lol::lol:

    Of your 2000 plus posts, how many do you think reference the color of the helmets?

    Fight the good fight, brother!
     
  25. Mick Ronson

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    i do think it's important since we are getting Nike's backwash. however, i'd guess it's less than 30 posts about the unis...and very few that are thread starters (though it ought to be more for real Buffs). this one doesn't mention the color of the helmets that's South Florida. pants are a joke. uniforms are a joke.

    we are a legit program, we don't need some Nike backwash.
     
  26. The Guest

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    I also prefer our previous gold color to the USF gold.

    I think you've got at least 30 posts about the helmet color though. I'm not gonna go back and count 'em, but I'd take the over on that one.

    I was serious when I told you to fight the good fight. I like the passion.
     
  27. sackman

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    This kind of reminds me of how I was after the Broncos changed their uniforms. I still hate the new uniforms. They look like something the NFL Europe threw away. I was told that I'd get used to them. My response was that you get used to the stench in Greeley, but that doesn't make it stink any less.
     
  28. Wyo Buff

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    Did they take out the old stripper pole after the "problems" a couple of years ago?:smile2:
     

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