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Inventory of sentiment

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Clean Undies, Jun 9, 2010.

  1. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    CU - Not out of woods yet. Where's the offer and what's the penalty, if any.
    kNU- Goodbye old foe. Won't miss you, but thanks for breaking the B12 bonds.
    UT - Orangebloods. Shut up already. Chip Brown should be kicked in the nuts.
    Mizzou - ****ting bricks NU stole their invite
    KU - Banished, abandoned, and a huge scandal to boot. Suicide hotlines burning up.
    ISU - An abandoned puppy. Awe.
    Kjuco - Dust in the wind. Hey, wasn't DeLoss Dodds your AD once upon a time?
    Okie Lite - Pistol Pete snuck into this drive in movie hiding in the trunk.
    Sooners - Kept their pie holes shut and came out looking good.
    Baylor - Buddy Jones and Kenneth Starr are first rate clowns.
    A&M - Misfits with golden handcuffs wishing they were on an other bus.
    Tech - Wins the least obnoxious Texas school award (this week). Knew when to put a sock in it.

    CSU- Big bro still sucks, and gets richer in the process.
    U of Utah - Woulda, coulda, shoulda.
    Zona - Deer in the headlight. Time to meet your new Texas masters.
    ASU - Midway between Texas and Cali - let's host the CCG!
    UCLA - Slick Rick owns LA, mwahahah. To NCAA: Slap the Trojans already.
    U$C - Slap my wrist, already. And show me the money!
    Stanford - OSU? TT? Whatever.
    Cal - This will help pay for our new stadium
    Oregon - The uniform will sell itself to those Texas kids
    Oregon State - Dibbs on "OSU". Dibbs on Black and Orange, too.
    Washington - How long is that flight going to be?
    Washington State - No hope. Nope. Nope. Maybe. Maybe. Colorado can be beat.

    Denver Post - All that money going to Boulder = more scandal = more mud
     
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    1. CU gets money
    2. Hijinks ensue
    3. ?
    4. Profit
     
  3. MiamiBuffs

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    I'll bet your fellow cubiclites have no clue whats brewing just 10 feet away...
     
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    Are you talking to me? I'm in a giant room full of TVs and monitors. The only breathing human being within 500 feet of me is a Master Chief in the Italian Navy who passed out on his keyboard five hours ago!
     
  5. MiamiBuffs

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    Not much changes does it? :smile2: Didn't half their fleet, and I use the term lightly, get sunk at the pier during ww2?
     
  6. buffwings

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    Man, I envy you, no wait, sounds like my current staff job around 3pm.
     
  7. GoBuffs08

    GoBuffs08 Well-Known Member

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    Wally should I be concerned that you are utilizing computer time for Allbuffs instead of monitoring (more) important world events?
     
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    Oh trust me. After working a 12 hour night shift, I'll be paraded in front of a 4-star, two 3-stars and a 2-star for the morning brief. I'm working between posts.
     
  9. FChairbanks

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    :lol:

    good to see you have your priorities straight!
     
  10. leftybuff

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    Baylor- Used like a chubby sorority girl

    UT- killed conference number two with their heavy handed arrogance

    TT- Lucky stars

    aTm- Quietly miffed they have to tag along with UT to play all those liberal schools

    OU/OSU- Happy to be along for the ride, quietly whistling in the back of the bus

    KU- Panicking, cursing NU and somewhere, Mark Mangino's belly is shaking like a bowl of jelly

    KjSU- Still trying to discern what the words "new conference affiliation" really mean, trying to get KU english dept. to answer phone, but KU english dept. is writing 17,000 word thesis on the glory of KU BB

    ISU- quietly accepting fate, hoping they can win new Big ____ Conference game

    MU- In a nuclear meltdown, looking for their AD to tar and feather

    CU- Stumbled into success despite it's leadership

    NU- Trying to pack their bags while keeping middle finger of left hand aloft, facing UT

    UU- Close, no cigar

    AZ/ASU- quivering in the face of Bevo
     
  11. BuffsRising

    BuffsRising Well-Known Member

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    Actually, Italy's WWII fleet never got sunk cause the moths ate their sails.
     
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    The Brits took out the French Navy just before WWII.

    In regards to the Italian Military:

    Rumor has it that the Brits approached the Germans shortly after Hitler invaded Poland and said, "Hey, we had to take the Italians for the last war, now you have to take them."

    I'm kidding. The Italians I work with are all great. Absolute professionals who could teach most Americans a thing or two about enjoying life.
     
  13. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    under pants gnomes always get repped
     
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    Of all the parties, if everything holds I feel the worst for Mizzou. They've been partying over at tigerboard like it's 1999 for weeks, they burned their bridge apparently with the B12, and now they are potentially left at the alter. at least KU and the others never thought they had a real shot, these guys thought they were in.
     
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    And they've been dressing like it's 1999 for about three years.
     
  16. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    How did you know I posted that from the sh!tter?
     
  17. Stampede

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    Finally all the KSU fans will realize what we've been telling them all along....
     
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    That they're strangling the Jayhawks with powertowels??

    I do feel sorry for KU. And for Junction too.
     
  19. 96 Buff

    96 Buff Resident Commie Bastard Club Member Junta Member

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    Clearly your shift is about 1 hour too long. Your pity should never extend this far.
     
  20. OKCBuff

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    Really? I don't feel bad for Mizzou at all. For almost a year now, they've been frontrunning and bragging about what they're going to get, all while slamming other schools in the league, running down their academics and the like. Now, it was probably true, but its not something that should be publicly said. They have showed the league no loyalty for awhile now and I love the fact they got shut out and might never get a Big Twen invite.

    KU I don't feel bad for because they're mostly smarmy pricks who think the world revolves around them. I feel bad for KSU and ISU, however. Especially ISU. I think KSU will be fine in the MWC, but ISU is on an island and I think they'll be relegated to the MAC. They don't deserve that fate. They've always been loyal, have always fielded solid teams that competed hard and have solid academics. Basically they went to work each day and did their duty. Now they're getting abandoned and I think it sucks.
     
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    I agree about ISU. Those guys had their horns out, brought their lunch boxes and took care of the little things (like the ball in Lincoln). The fielded some solid teams in the McCarney years, and I don't blame the "run the clock, sorry no time to kick a field goal because I said so" incident on them. That was Clete Blakeman's deal.

    Oddly though, Mizzou holds the referee 5th down **** up against us still. It wasn't our **** up though. Now that you mention it....those guys are assholes.
     
  22. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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