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JRK attempts to hault BCS's Jinx: It's Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by JRK7, Nov 12, 2011.

  1. JRK7

    JRK7 Member

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    We all know the reason, and the only reason, CU football has been so bad the past couple of years is because of BCS's weekly "Game day threads" which put a sinister hex on the Buffs from the moment that they are posted. Some think that the hiring of Dan Hawkins represents the beginning of the decline of CU football; in actuality it began the day that BCS joined AllBuffs. Had he never registered and had he never decided to Sandusky us with his barrage of game day threads I truly believe that CU would have additional hardware in their National Title trophy case. The Buffs, even armed with elite athletes in peak physical condition such as Nate Solder, Jimmy Smith, and Paul Richardson have been utterly powerless against BCS's jinx.....until now. A hero, known to some simply as "JRK" is here to save the day (yes he's a poet too). Philosopher Edmund Burke once wrote that, "The only thing needed for evil to triumph is for good men do nothing." (*Cough* JoePa *Cough*) I have taken this message to heart. I cannot sit around knowing that these atrocities are talking place, I must act. As an infinitely lucky, serendipitous, and virtuous person and a beacon of all things good in this world I feel that it's my duty to save Buff-nation by creating a dueling game day thread to try and thwart off the evil that BCS put upon us at approximately 12:00 am this morning. I ask that you not write out the fight song in this thread for BCS has turned that into a pagan and cursed activity; instead I ask you to simply visualize, visualize good overcoming evil, JRK over BCS, the Buffs over the Cats. Together we can defeat this curse. Shoulder too Shoulder.

    Disclaimer: If CU wins today it will be solely because of this thread and I will take infinite credit for the victory and expect to be Rep-fu*ked like crazy, like a Rep-fu*king gangbang. If we lose, it's not my fault, at all. BCS's Jinx was just too much to overcome, even for someone as powerful and righteous as myself.
     
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  2. tante

    tante Club Member Club Member

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    queue the fight song now
     
  3. LaserDeathHawk

    LaserDeathHawk Club Member Club Member

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  4. GregInArlington

    GregInArlington Well-Known Member

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    :lol: JRK that was actually kind of funny - unless you were being serious
     
  5. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    JRK just used Sandusky as a verb.

    Unacceptable.
     
  6. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    Wow. Tat was a ****ing hilarious post.
     
  7. Alfred91

    Alfred91 Club Member Club Member

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    Is getting Sanduskyed the next in line to getting Munsoned?
     
  8. 30Something

    30Something Distinguished Brotha Club Member

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    I expect a JRK game day post every week.
     
  9. dio

    dio Admin Club Member Junta Member

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    **** jrk
     
  10. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    **** you and **** jrk
     
  11. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Thank you, JRK.
     
  12. rynobuff

    rynobuff Club Member Club Member

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    sour grapes
     
  13. rynobuff

    rynobuff Club Member Club Member

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    BCS would rather start a gameday thread instead of see a Buffs win
     
  14. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    id rather see you get punched in the face....:lol:
     
  15. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    Yep. JRK is now committed for eternity. BCS must, forever more, post at 12:00 am and JRK, forever more, at 3:19 am. That is the formula. Forever more.

    The Raven
     
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  16. rynobuff

    rynobuff Club Member Club Member

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    By you? Sure I love a good tickle.
     
  17. FChairbanks

    FChairbanks muthaka slayer Club Member

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    can someone please summarize the original post in ten words or less?
     
  18. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    thats what it said
     
  19. FChairbanks

    FChairbanks muthaka slayer Club Member

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    so...status quo?
     
  20. GoBuffs08

    GoBuffs08 Well-Known Member

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    Ugh...Rep to JRK,
     
  21. sweaty teets

    sweaty teets Club Member Club Member

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  22. Ruckus

    Ruckus Peep my words. Club Member

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    Yup.

    -- I'm a Guy On A Buffalo --
     
  23. JRK7

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    The rep-fu*king gangbang has been pretty lousy so far. I was expecting to feel like Jody Foster in The Accused but instead I feel like some nerdy akward teenage girl whose never been touched before. Just know that not sending rep or sending neg rep will kill all of the positive karma created by this thread.
     
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  24. Ruckus

    Ruckus Peep my words. Club Member

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    It was a good post and I'm glad we won, but if you want to get repped, you need to be liked.

    -- I'm a Guy On A Buffalo --
     
  25. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    I can't rep you, or I would have. Now I'm glad I couldn't though.
     
  26. JRK7

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    It's not about me, I actually prefer red, it's about the Buffs. I can already feel BCS's sinister forces eating away at the good karma created by this thread. Rep will give the thread the strength needed to thwart off this evil.
     
  27. CVilleBuff

    CVilleBuff Club Member Club Member

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    hmmm....
     
  28. tante

    tante Club Member Club Member

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    I knew he was a husker.
     
  29. JRK7

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    Based on that logic all of you would be Oregon fans.....
     
  30. tante

    tante Club Member Club Member

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    sorry we don't speak money and we can't follow your logic.
     

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