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Les Miles vs "Dos Equis Man"

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Stampede, Oct 28, 2010.

  1. Stampede

    Stampede Member

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    Sent from my LSU buddy.

    · He once played an April Fools joke ...on 92,000 people ...in October
    · He once scored a TD on a fake FG, so 3 years later he added a bounce pass to it, just to see if he could
    · He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally
    · He has been undefeated in regulation (2007), and defeated in regulation (TN), while still being undefeated.
    · He drinks Tabasco to warm up the ice in his veins.
    · The only man to ever lose to and defeat a 10-3 Defense at the same time.
    · He has never seen a glass half empty, only one he wants to be full.
    · He uses the word "want" as both a verb and noun in the same sentence.
    · He will build a lead at half and then let the other team come back just to make things interesting.
    · He once bought a thesaurus, just to throw it away.
    · He once simplified an offense that opposing defenses have already figured out...
    · His organ donor card also lists his hat...
    · He has never lost a game, he only finishes second.
    · He once recruited the top QB in the land, just to prove he could play wide receiver.
    · He can make comparisons about the excitement of reading books without ever having read one.
    · He recruits 5 star talent simply to keep other schools from having it.
    · His hat has turned down head coaching offers.
    · He once lost in overtime, just to know what it felt like to be undefeated in regulation.
    · He manages the clock by forgetting it's even there
    · He has a want to get a guy more touches without actually wanting to get a guy more touches.
    · He is.......THE MOST INTERESTING COACH IN THE WORLD!
     
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  2. SkiTownUSA

    SkiTownUSA Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    :lol: Good stuff.
     
  3. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    Les Miles: "I don't always win, but when I do, I prefer using luck."
     
  4. Stampede

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    Dan Hawkins:
    -He turned a passing team into a running, and then back again, just to prove he’s for diversity.
    -He once recruited the top back in the nation just to prove he could be a kick returner.
    -His use of the phrase “the little things” has forced literary scholars to re-write the meaning to “anything and everything”.
    -He still brings his kindergarten Mickey Mouse Clubhouse lunchbox to work.
    -He once made Chuck Fairbanks look like a winner.
    -He frequently snatches defeat from the jaws of victory.
    -When making cross country road trips, he’s always just “one turn away” from the destination.
     
  5. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    Dan Hawkins: "I don't always lose, but when I do, I prefer to do so by only one play."
     
  6. Unleash Hell

    Unleash Hell Well-Known Member

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    rep, mind if I steal this from you?
     
  7. CUBUFF80

    CUBUFF80 No Stinkin' Title Club Member

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    I especially like the ones mentioning his hat.
     
  8. 77buff

    77buff Well-Known Member

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    Dude is now 58 - 16 at LSU. He drives me up a f***ing wall. I say keep him. As long as he wins who gives a rat's ***** how much he aggravates you.
    Problem LSU fans have is they are spoiled rotten - I will include myself.
     
  9. Stampede

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    Feel free to use
     
  10. Mick Ronson

    Mick Ronson Well-Known Member

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  11. DrunkPanda

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    :lol:. exactly what i was thinking
     
  12. Dorn09

    Dorn09 Well-Known Member

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    He once simplified an offense that opposing defenses have already figured out


    I think they stole that one from Hawk!
     
  13. Denver_sc

    Denver_sc Club Member Club Member

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    Pretty sure this was talking about Halkins.
     
  14. JimmyBuff

    JimmyBuff Well-Known Member

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    Les is a gift to all of us football fans. Its just ****ing great watching LSU games just to see what crazy ass thing he'll do next.
     
  15. PhillyBuff

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    These have potential.... but they need to conform to the dialect.... but good job!
     

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