· He once played an April Fools joke ...on 92,000 people ...in October · He once scored a TD on a fake FG, so 3 years later he added a bounce pass to it, just to see if he could · He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally · He has been undefeated in regulation (2007), and defeated in regulation (TN), while still being undefeated. · He drinks Tabasco to warm up the ice in his veins. · The only man to ever lose to and defeat a 10-3 Defense at the same time. · He has never seen a glass half empty, only one he wants to be full. · He uses the word "want" as both a verb and noun in the same sentence. · He will build a lead at half and then let the other team come back just to make things interesting. · He once bought a thesaurus, just to throw it away. · He once simplified an offense that opposing defenses have already figured out... · His organ donor card also lists his hat... · He has never lost a game, he only finishes second. · He once recruited the top QB in the land, just to prove he could play wide receiver. · He can make comparisons about the excitement of reading books without ever having read one. · He recruits 5 star talent simply to keep other schools from having it. · His hat has turned down head coaching offers. · He once lost in overtime, just to know what it felt like to be undefeated in regulation. · He manages the clock by forgetting it's even there · He has a want to get a guy more touches without actually wanting to get a guy more touches. · He is.......THE MOST INTERESTING COACH IN THE WORLD!