Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Sexton Hardcastle, Aug 13, 2007.
"Sorry about the green jersey. Turns out Mark Mangino used all of the red cloth in the US for one of his shirts."
btw Sam, you did have a chance of making it in the pros until I became the OC.
or, Sam got any extra boogers?
or, ok Sam its 3rd down and 21, what play do you run? thats right, the 3 yard bubble screen....
Uh, sorry coach, but are you sure my playbook isn't missing some pages? All I've got is 47 different bubble screens and some fake punts. There's got to be some other plays, right?
"OK coach, you're ****tin' me, right?"
Sorry about that, I did not mean to flick that big green one on ya man!
"What am I supposed to do on third down again?"
Edit: Damn beaten six posts ago.
"Come here Sam, I need a shirt to wipe my boogers off again."
Look. You can't just stick your finger half way in. You have to go for it!!!!
"Let's go over play number 6,112, you'll find it in Vol. III, p.321 of the playbook. Of course, we'll never run it becuase we'll begin the offensive simplification process in September."
"I don't care if you have man coverage, the script calls for a draw play from a one-back set, NOW DO IT!"
I hate to tell you this, Sam, but the kicking tee is legal again and they are going to use the top of your head.
I'll make you long for the days of Dirk Koetter's loving embrace.
Don't worry...with me as our OD, we'll rely on the defense to keep us in games.
Your jersey reminds me of a game at CU, I pulled one out about the size of a burrito!
"Hey...don't tell anyone I asked you this, but...what IS a 'Cornhusker,' anway?!"
"I see now that we've put the directional arrow above the '9' that you're not putting your jersey on upside down anymore."
You're giving Shortbus way too much credit with that one.
"The beauty of the bubble screen starts with making really pretty bubbles..."
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