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Need an excuse for my boss

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by AlferdJasper, Nov 9, 2010.

  1. AlferdJasper

    AlferdJasper Well-Known Member

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    What can I say to explain why I can't get any work done today?
     
  2. BehindEnemyLines

    BehindEnemyLines beware the habu Club Member

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    gold-n-black flu......typically involves comet vomiting and explosive diarrhea. Very contagious.
     
  3. Buffsoldier

    Buffsoldier Well-Known Member

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    Tell him you're suffering from a case of onomatopoeia. By the time he figures out how to spell it, much less look it up, it'll be the end of the month.
     
  4. mdelpizzo_1

    mdelpizzo_1 My Dixie Wrecked Club Member

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    Tell him Dan Hawkins is fired and you are wondering why he got any work done
     
  5. KingPants

    KingPants Club Member Club Member

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    you work at a ****ty place. The CEO here brought in cookies and cake to celebrate and kept coming into my office to find out what was being said on the press conference.
     
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  6. UrbanaBuff

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    Projectile ****ting.
     
  7. Hawkmustgo!

    Hawkmustgo! New Member

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    Now that's a true BUFF FAN!!!
     
  8. MrFrumpylane

    MrFrumpylane Well-Known Member

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    Tell him that you're working on the little things.
     
  9. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    Tell your boss that your family is going through a difficult time right now but that you think "we are through the worst of it." Promise your boss that you will cinch it up and get your horns out tomorrow and kick ass.
     
  10. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    No excuse. Just own up to it at your annual review.

    Remind him that loyalty shouldn't be a concern. If you can stay enamored with the Colorado Buffaloes through thick and thin, you can stick around that hell hole of a job.
     
  11. Darian3Hagan

    Darian3Hagan '89 Player of the Year Club Member

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    The obvious answer is you forgot your lunch pail.
     
  12. AlferdJasper

    AlferdJasper Well-Known Member

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    I can't rep your boss, so spreading it to you. Allsome. I should have brought in some treats and held my own damn press conference.:thumbsup:
     

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