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New name for the Big XII

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by BuffGuy91, Jun 15, 2010.

  1. BuffGuy91

    BuffGuy91 Well-Known Member

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    Since it no longers has 12 teams, and all the states lie with in tornado alley, I think the new conference should be renamed to the Tornado Alley Conference. Or TAC(ky) for short.
     
  2. OKCBuff

    OKCBuff Well-Known Member

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    And amazingly enough, they announced today they will remain being called the Big 12.

    You see, now, they're just going to count UT three times!
     
  3. InTheBuff

    InTheBuff Club Member Club Member

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    "Bend Over For Bevo Conference"
     
  4. Unleash Hell

    Unleash Hell Well-Known Member

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    They just need to be like the ACC and SEC and just name conferences without the numbers. Currently the Pac 10 has 11 possibly 12 teams, the Big 12 has 10 teams, and the Big 10 has 12 teams.:huh:
     
  5. Costa Rica Buff

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    "Texas and its 9 Little Bitches" seems appropriate
     
  6. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    I was going with "TAIB" = Texas and it's bitches. Maybe it will stick. I believe I'll start referring to the conference formerly known as the Big 12 as "TAIB".
     
  7. The Guest

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    It's a nice start. I was thinking "Texas And Its Nitpicked Tributaries". However, I just can't seem to make an acronym out of it. Help?
     
  8. SuperiorBuff

    SuperiorBuff Well-Known Member

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    Outstanding. We need to start refering to the 9 sluts as Texas Bitch 1, Texas Bitch 2, etc. "Hey Sacky, do you think the loser of Texas Bitch 3 vs Texas Bitch 7 will really have to lick UTerus' taint on the Whorn Network live?"
     
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    Looks like they are going to keep the Big 12 name, probably about the dumbest name ever, guess that is Texass Education for ya
     
  10. BehindEnemyLines

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    And we want our kids to go to college.:huh:
     
  11. SCB

    SCB Well-Known Member

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    Hilarious.
     
  12. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    I feel sorry for the nine. I'll think of them when I see that movie "The Burning Bed". Soembody needs to tell the NCAA the nine fell down the stairs, or ran into a cupboard door, really.
     
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    Someone said "Snow Orange and the 9 dwarves" on another thread. That's what I'll be calling them.
     
  14. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    Tx3SC: Toss The Texas Salad Conference
     
  15. BuffSurveyor

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    Does any one remember that the "Big 12 Conference" has ownership rights to the "Big 14 Conference" naming rights?

    With that mind, I suggest the Big 12 should simply change it's name to the Big 14. It works out perfect, Texas can count itself not just 3 times, but 5 times to justify the income they are getting form the prostitution of the Little Nine.
     
  16. Costa Rica Buff

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    The little 9 should definitely be referred to as the 'Bevettes'
     
  17. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    I think after a little while the fact that the name doesn't match the number of schools in the league will become an embarassment to the league, and they will decide to choose a new name. One without a "number", so they don't have that problem again. Maybe one with geographical roots that reflects where the base of the conference is...

    Somehow the Southwest Conference sounds about right... :smile2:
     
  18. Darth Snow

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    Timid Ten.
     
  19. JimmyBuff

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    The Mack 10.
     
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    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    Brilliant! Lacks staying power... but then so does the conference :lol:
     
  21. sackman

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    Likee. Very good. Did you think of that yourself? I'm officially abandoning "TAIB" and going with the Mack Ten.

    Very, very clever.
     

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