Nick Saban is retiring from coaching

[Tatanka™]

A guy who thinks “The Discord” is a group of buff fans is wholly unqualified to have an opinion on what constitutes “baller”. Even the word is cringe and dated.

Lanning is a snivelly f****** queef who was breastfed til 21. Only a beta simp soyboy gets his wife’s face tattooed on himself. Nothing is more offensive than a peacocking beta and it’s a shame it didn’t get hazed out of him in his definite frat history tbh

You are a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. A talking frat boy Tolkien nerd. Never change!

 

[manhattanbuff]

You are a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. A talking frat boy Tolkien nerd. Never change!

 

[Liver]

some of you have too much free time.

 

[Bread]

Thanks Les, taking notes....queef, soyboy, beta, got it.

Surprised he didn't sneak cuck in there tbh

 

[LesGrossman]

Surprised he didn't sneak cuck in there tbh

Nah, that’s more of a political boomer term. Not a fan at all.

Kinda pissed my phone autocorrected betasimp to two words, but not gonna fix it now

 

[Uncle Ken]

Geez, you didn't need to put Les in a body bag, we were just messing around!

I offered him my pity. What else do you want from me?

 

[LesGrossman]

I always feel sad for those who categorize the world in alpha/beta. It's like a beacon of insecurity.

Don’t forget Sigma!

 

[ahoelsken]

Things change over the course of a couple years. I’m not saying they would offer him again, but it feels like he would be an option

True. Lanning looks to be staying put though.

Another thought with this Saban news.. he's another person I'd like to see visit see you spring practices if that's possible. I know he really likes coach Prime

 

[Uncle Ken]

True. Lanning looks to be staying put though.

Another thought with this Saban news.. he's another person I'd like to see visit see you spring practices if that's possible. I know he really likes coach Prime

I'm honestly not sure if that's possible or not. I mean, it's complicated...

 

[Creebuzz]

If you were Alabama, who would you target as the next head coach?

 

[PAC MAN]

If you were Alabama, who would you target as the next head coach?

Matt Rhule. Nubs might need that buyout $$$ for the Memorial Stadium renovation.

 

[manhattanbuff]

If you were Alabama, who would you target as the next head coach?

Kirby Smart. Offer him double what UGA is giving him and make him say no.

 

[Tatanka™]

I hope it’s Kiffin so that Daniel Tosh has a reason to bring back Kiffin’s Krimson Korner.

 

[Buffnik]

If you were Alabama, who would you target as the next head coach?

I already said DeMeco Ryans.

I'm hoping it ends up being Dabo since it would hurt both programs.

Alternately, few things would be as satisfying as Jimbo taking the job for no salary and dominating aTm while Aggy pays for it.

 

[Robert Sorell]

If you were Alabama, who would you target as the next head coach?

1. Smart
2. Sark
3. Kiffin

 

[Uncle Ken]

I hope it’s Kiffin so that Daniel Tosh has a reason to bring back Kiffin’s Krimson Korner.

War Eagle you pussy!


HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!

 

[The Alabaster Yak]

Tommy Rees, huh…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1745615450799509916

 

[Creebuzz]

Kirby Smart and Demeco Ryans are great choices, but maybe among the very few that Bama can’t get.

For me, Mike Norvell seems like a decent fit and someone they can lure away.

 

[brockbuff]

I already said DeMeco Ryans.

I'm hoping it ends up being Dabo since it would hurt both programs.

Alternately, few things would be as satisfying as Jimbo taking the job for no salary and dominating aTm while Aggy pays for it.

I’m hoping Norvell for the same reason. I think bama and FSU could be our two best bets to pick off players from.

 

[Buffnik]

If FSU follows the CFP snub with getting their HC poached by the program that shoehorned them out, it would be delicious.

I'm here for the meltdowns by Kanell and others.

 

[Big Jim]

Debore would be smart to take the job. He inherited elite talent and brought in the right QB at UW. The talent will soon shrivel with his recruits becoming starters.

 

[Buffnik]

Saban's 2015 national championship team had the greatest college coaching staff ever assembled. I'm not gonna say "arguably" because I don't think it's possible that there's another one which would rival this.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1745537010201182419

 

[FLounder]

Saban's 2015 national championship team had the greatest college coaching staff ever assembled. I'm not gonna say "arguably" because I don't think it's possible that there's another one which would rival this.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1745537010201182419

1983 Iowa Hawkeyes.

Hayden fry

Kirk ferentz
Bob stoops
Bill snyder
Barry Alvarez
Dan McCarney

sorry Nik.

 

[The Alabaster Yak]

1983 Iowa Hawkeyes.

Hayden fry

Kirk ferentz
Bob stoops
Bill snyder
Barry Alvarez
Dan McCarney

sorry Nik.

Lol respectable but no

 

[BlackNGold]

If it makes you feel any better, most of these dudes only know what Discord is because their kids or "nephews" are on it

Be real. I am older than all of you and have been on Discord for years.

 

[Buffnik]

1983 Iowa Hawkeyes.

Hayden fry

Kirk ferentz
Bob stoops
Bill snyder
Barry Alvarez
Dan McCarney

sorry Nik.

That gets reasonably close despite some JAGs, but mostly based on program building and sustaining. From HC on down, that Iowa staff didn't win national championships other than Stoops, who was a GA. As great as that coaching group was, it is a distant 2nd. I'd favor them after we get past HC/OC/DC of Saban/Kiffin/Smart, though. But remember that we're also comparing full careers from '83 against a group from 9 years ago with many of them still moving up the coaching ranks.

 

[Hank]

 

[The Alabaster Yak]

Great video

 

[Bear Fiend]

Tuscaloosa/ White House. Either. Would watch.

 

[PAC MAN]

1983 Iowa Hawkeyes.

Hayden fry

Kirk ferentz
Bob stoops
Bill snyder
Barry Alvarez
Dan McCarney

sorry Nik.

Very good list but I think Saban's 2015 staff is the best.