Official ****braska Hate Thread

[Corey Trevorson]

Almost time

**** these corncob dildo wearing head looking ass mother****ers - can't wait to run their sorry asses out of Folsom

 

[skibum]

That is next level trolling. Amazing.

That's inspiring.

The best I've managed was during boarding a random plane a few years ago on a Sunday after a Frosty team nubbed it. See this fusker board the plane, and as he walked by I cheerfully told him "great game yesterday."

I have yet to have to sit next to one. But if it ever happens, I'm definitely stealing this idea.

 

[hokiehead]

That's inspiring.

The best I've managed was during boarding a random plane a few years ago on a Sunday after a Frosty team nubbed it. See this fusker board the plane, and as he walked by I cheerfully told him "great game yesterday."

I have yet to have to sit next to one. But if it ever happens, I'm definitely stealing this idea.

Mid-September 2018, I was at a work dinner with about 10 people in Chicago. Conversation turns to football, and one dude asks me...

Dude: "You live in Colorado now, right? What college team do you root for?"
Me: "CU!"
Dude: "I went to Nebraska... We used to have quite the rivalry, but you guys got us this year"
Me: "in Lincoln! and then you let us beat you again by losing to Troy State last week!"

 

[Alfred91]

Mid-September 2018, I was at a work dinner with about 10 people in Chicago. Conversation turns to football, and one dude asks me...

Dude: "You live in Colorado now, right? What college team do you root for?"
Me: "CU!"
Dude: "I went to Nebraska... We used to have quite the rivalry, but you guys got us this year"
Me: "in Lincoln! and then you let us beat you again by losing to Troy State last week!"

Well done.

 

[hokiehead]

Well done.

Thanks, but really, it was low hanging fruit

 

[Tatanka™]

I ****ed a Nub chick once. Had to fake an orgasm to get out of there.

I really wish that wasn't a true story.

 

[MtnBuff]

I ****ed a Nub chick once. Had to fake an orgasm to get out of there.

I really wish that wasn't a true story.

Buy gas in Iowa and avoid the Nebraska truck stops entirely.

 

[96 Buff]

**** ****braska.

 

[MtnBuff]

**** ****braska.

Well, @Alfred91 is telling us he did.

 

[Alfred91]

Buy gas in Iowa and avoid the Nebraska truck stops entirely.

LOL.

The real story is a tale of bad decisions and self-loathing, but unfortunately it took place in our very own Broomfield. You don't have to leave the state to fall into a situation where you're suddenly having sad sex with a Nub.

 

[SeanMSan]

LOL.

The real story is a tale of bad decisions and self-loathing, but unfortunately it took place in our very own Broomfield. You don't have to leave the state to fall into a situation where you're suddenly having sad sex with a Nub.

 

[BinaryBuff]

**** these inbred red wearing pieces of ****. I hope you have a long miserable drive back to whatever ****hole you crawled out of. **** you.

 

[30Something]

My 19yo will be attending his first CU-Neb game today. I told him yesterday that if he sees any grannies wearing Fusker gear that it is acceptable to push them down the stairs.

 

[Potatoes]

My 19yo will be attending his first CU-Neb game today. I told him yesterday that if he sees any grannies wearing Fusker gear that it is acceptable to push them down the stairs.

Aww, passing wisdom down to younger generations! Brings a tear to my eye.

 

[Goose]

My 19yo will be attending his first CU-Neb game today. I told him yesterday that if he sees any grannies wearing Fusker gear that it is acceptable to push them down the stairs.

Does he know about marshmallow filled nails?

 

[Jens1893]

Does he know about marshmallow filled nails?

Marshmallow filled nails nail filled marshmallows?

 

[Goose]

Marshmallow filled nails nail filled marshmallows?

Huskers talk of marshmallow filled nails. They fly further in altitude so make sure you’re outdoors if you’re throwing far distances.

 

[Jens1893]

Huskers talk of marshmallow filled nails. They fly further in altitude so make sure you’re outdoors if you’re throwing far distances.

How do you put a marshmallow in a nail?

 

[30Something]

How do you put a marshmallow in a nail?

We have a world class Engineering program at CU. Where there is a will, there is a way.

 

[30Something]

Does he know about marshmallow filled nails?

Some things are best experienced via self-discovery.

 

[PAHIBuff]

My 19yo will be attending his first CU-Neb game today. I told him yesterday that if he sees any grannies wearing Fusker gear that it is acceptable to push them down the stairs.

And push the oldest ones you can find. They bounce better.

 

[MiamiBuffs]

My god the Fusker fans have got to hate all the Prime hype around this game. Then he’s in their TV commercials too.

 

[Mb2658]

Suck it cobgobblers.

 

[96 Buff]

**** ****braska.

 

[Fogo]

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[PAC MAN]

Going to be fun to see the meltdown on HuskerMax.

Sellout streak is over too?

 

[Buffnik]

Fvck you all! CU fvcking OWNS Nebraska! Suck it, Fvskers! Die!!!

 

[Darth Snow]

That was as easy as it gets.

 

[Leon Sandcastle]

4,576 days (or whatever the hell it is) since the last time Nebraska beat the University of COLORADO

 

[Darth Snow]