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Oregon Preview: Gordon, stop quacking!

Discussion in 'CU Buffs Newsroom' started by RSSBot, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. RSSBot

    RSSBot News Junkie

    Jul 8, 2005
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    Ideally, in some distant and hard to contemplate future, CU should be able to compete with the best in the nation.* The Buffs of this future would look at the visit of a top-10 team like Oregon as an opportunity to showcase all that is football in Boulder, possibly even upsetting the Ducks on national TV.*

    But, this is not that distant future, this is the brutally painful present.* The only thing CU will showcase on Saturday is how far it has to travel before relevancy returns.

    This season has flown off the ****ing rails, speeding down a precipitously steep hill towards death and doom.* There is no saving it, no Denzel Washington coming to save the day, the season is lost.* And, just in time to administer the coup-de-grace, in steps the vaunted Oregon offense.* Unlike the fight'n Andrew Luck's from Stanford or the good-but-not-great boys from UW, these guys don't give a ****, and will hang-a-hundred on you if given the chance.

    Unfortunately, CU will offer them that chance on Saturday.


    Quack quack quack quack, Mr. Ducksworth.
    In the Mighty Ducks analogy, CU is poor Goldberg, tied to the net, destined to be pelted by many hockey pucks for the nation's amusement. *Oregon is Goldberg's friends and teammates,*possessing*neither compassion nor understanding as they abuse the helpless goalie.
    If you're a masochist, or an Oregon fan, the game will kick off at 1:30.* If you can't make it up to Folsom, yet, bizarrely, still desire to watch the bloodbath unfold, you can tune in to the channel formerly known as FSN (Root Sports).* May God have mercy on our souls.

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