Hey, not so fast! I hear Hawkins is petitioning the NCAA to allow moral victories to count as actual victories. With that, we get wins at West Virginia, Oklahoma State, Nebraska and Texas last year. We got a moral victory in the bowl game, too. Who knows who we played, but it was really, really close. We almost won. Really.
don't you remember dude...we played bama.
we kicked their ass morally.
and i almost dumped my soup on the waiter's head.
(oh...you meant last year...)