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Strange news on Jon Major......

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by buffsyko, Aug 17, 2008.

  1. buffsyko

    buffsyko Club Member Club Member

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    It seems his ACL injury has shrunk his height 3 inches. When he came to CU he was 6-4. A week ago he shrunk 2 inches and was listed on the roster at 6-2. Now cubuffs.com has him listed at 6-1?

    I've stood by this kid, i'm 6-4,he's a hair or two shorter than me. There is no way he's 6-1or 6-2.

    Can someone explain the incredible shrinking problem going on up in boulder?

    Goree was 6-4 and he shrunk to 6-1 last year.
     
  2. ladyblaise

    ladyblaise Club Member Club Member

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    it is a well established phenomena that a large percentage of males embellish their actual stature. for related sub topics, please reference:

    * the fish that got away (tripled in size) / the unkillable deer (actual points times 1.5)
    * member/appendage/yogurt slinger (times two)
    * gym feats (add 50-75 pounds per lift)

    :thumbsup:
     
  3. jrod212

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    yogurt slinger? care to explain that one? lol
     
  4. ladyblaise

    ladyblaise Club Member Club Member

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    :rolleyes: if you don't know by now...


    :haha:
     
  5. BuckinFuffs

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    that's repworthy right there :cool:
     
  6. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    damn syko your paranoid....as Greg house says... EVERYBODY LIES!!!
     
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  7. BeBe

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    Mayabe he spent too much time out in the rain the past few days?
     
  8. The Monk

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    Height is transferred to Cody at 10% efficiency.
     
  9. MiamiBuffs

    MiamiBuffs Wᴉɐɯᴉ qnɟɟs Club Member

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    It could be an attempt to confuse the competition.
     
  10. LaserDeathHawk

    LaserDeathHawk Club Member Club Member

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    arriving to the party late but huge rep for yogurt slinger...hilarious
     
  11. The Guest

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    And when he says "HUGE rep for yogurt slinger" he means a slightly smaller than average rep.
     
  12. ladyblaise

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    :lol:
     
  13. Keesy9

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    He grew again back to 6'2".
     

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