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The Muss explained

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Heywood, Jul 28, 2011.

  1. Heywood

    Heywood The actual El Guapo Club Member

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    So I was curious what this whole muss thing was and found this.

    http://www.alumni.utah.edu/muss/membership/

    the muss comes from a line in the fight song.

    BTW the fight song is amusing check it out on the web page. Really corny sounding. deffinately not as cool as Fight CU.

    Last thing of note
    This makes me think of those old Adam Sandler bits about the goat. Have a good time mosh pitting!
     
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  2. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    At the Ragu festival.
     
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  3. Heywood

    Heywood The actual El Guapo Club Member

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    nice I couldnt remember the rest of that one.
     
  4. GregInArlington

    GregInArlington Well-Known Member

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    ahhhowwww!! **** me in the goat ass! ****!
     
  5. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    This defines The Muss. It doesn't even come close to explaining it, or why it's part of their fight song... :lol:
     
  6. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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  7. Mick Ronson

    Mick Ronson Well-Known Member

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    so muss is kinda like mess. cryptic high-brainpower type stuff, there.

    when they get a Thunder Chute, let them talk.
     
  8. max4buffs

    max4buffs Well-Known Member

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    The muss explained in one word. Ghey.
     
  9. GoBuffs08

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    Utah............The new K State...........
     
  10. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    So it's pronounced like "Puss" right? Like "the Utes are giant gaping pussies" Or "that puss smells bad" Am I using this correctly?
     
  11. GregInArlington

    GregInArlington Well-Known Member

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    Yes, or like "In Utah, we muss around with our sisters."
     
  12. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    If she were a fusker granny, doing the right thing would involve pushing her wheelchair down a flight of stairs.

    Although she's got a crimson cap, she's clearly not a husker. Plus she modified the school lyrics to include a reference to drinking lager and smoking a big cigar. She's a pretty cool old lady.

    And from this video, the meaning of "muss" becomes clear. It is a cross between muff and dust. The muss is the snatch of a very old woman. This explains perfectly the line in the Utah song why other college men don't want to go there. I know I don't want to be anywhere near the inside of a Utah Muss.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNerqoEz1-I&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    While references to smoking stogies and drinking beer is awesome, it doesn't compensate for the disturbing nature of watching a granny with an oxygen tube proudly declaring that she's some kind of man. Ki-yi.
     
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  13. Mick Ronson

    Mick Ronson Well-Known Member

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    " no other gang of college men....."?

    NTTAWWT.
     
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    You f'n buttonhooked me.
     

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