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The ten dumbest fan bases in america

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Bama Charlie, Oct 31, 2013.

  1. Bama Charlie

    Bama Charlie Well-Known Member

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    The Alabama Crimson Tide fan base is the dumbest in the country and there isn't a close second.


    Alabama's fan base stupidity is not a function of a small minority of bad apples ruining it for the rest of the fans, nope, it's the majority of the fan base that gives Alabama fans a bad name.


    Let's be clear about this, Harvey Up**** was not an outlier.


    When news broke that authorities had arrested a man for poisoning the trees at Auburn, millions of Alabama fans secretly thought to themselves, "God, I hope it's not Uncle Ray."


    That's because Harvey Up**** could have easily been in many Bama families.


    Easily.


    Alabama fans are so dumb that every single other SEC fan base thinks, "Damn, you Bama fans are really stupid."


    Kentucky fans are like, "These Bama fans need to get their lives in order."


    The Alabama fan base is a fractious mix of two distinct groups who can't really stand each other.


    At the top of the list is the 10-15% of the fan base that could actually be admitted to Alabama or attended the school.


    This group hates most of the rest of the Alabama fan base with a passionate fury.


    Right now they are reading this column and silently nodding.


    The other 85% of Bama fans are incapable of coherent thought and have a deep-seated insecurity about all things in life. Alabama football comprises, and this is not an exaggeration, 99% of their self esteem.

    FWIW I am a 15%er.http://www.outkickthecoverage.com/t...ses-in-america-1-the-alabama-crimson-tide.php
     
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  2. tante

    tante Club Member Club Member

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    Rep. Good for you for having a good sense of humor. Don't forget this gem

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  3. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    That article is almost enough to redeem that list for not including the Nebraska Cornshuckers or the CSU Rams...
     
  4. boulder77

    boulder77 Certified Organic Club Member

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    No fair. Alabama gets to be #1 in everything!!
     
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  5. GoonieBuff

    GoonieBuff Not really Club Member

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    Makes sense. I just read a story today about a teacher who was arrested for being high on heroin after he passed out at his desk. His only statement to the press when he was arraigned was "roll tide."

    I'm on my phone, otherwise I'd link the story.
     
  6. FChairbanks

    FChairbanks muthaka slayer Club Member

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    For the record...he was a 15%er too...
     
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  7. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    Yeah, but at least the didn't have to cheat this time.
     
  8. Hugegroove

    Hugegroove Club Member Club Member

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    Rep to Bama Charlie. That was a funny read, and I was almost shocked that the Butthuskers & Texass didn't make that top ten list. Some of the comments below the article were equally funny. The article reminds me about the last pick up truck I saw with Alabama license plates was also flying two shredded confederate flags with a window sticker that said the "south will rise again" So I assume that the driver was part of the 85%
     
  9. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    The ohio state one is close to being about nebraska but not close enough.
     
  10. Alfred91

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    Saw that too. LMAO.
     
  11. PAHIBuff

    PAHIBuff Club Member Club Member

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    Love it when some POS website sponsored by a domestic Corporate Puke Beer goes off on a superior sports franchise. Nothing like piss-ant penis envy in college sports. I love Saban and Bama. Don't hate excellence. It's lame.
     
  12. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    I didn't need to see that...
     
  13. GoonieBuff

    GoonieBuff Not really Club Member

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    85%er
     
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  14. Duff Man

    Duff Man Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    Bama fans were insufferable well before Saban. Bandwagon fans have just made it worse.
     
  15. BuffSurveyor

    BuffSurveyor Club Member Club Member

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    Even thinking that the Nebraska fan base should be on this list borderlines on being funny as hell. Nebraska fans may be big headed arrogant sob's, but dumb they are not.
     
  16. TimmyDUBs

    TimmyDUBs Dirty haole Club Member

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    Was Yoda your English professor?
     
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    Wow talk about lack of self awareness. You dumb****s don't even know how stupid you are
     
  18. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Surveryor UBL'd himself! Allsome.
     
  19. BuffSurveyor

    BuffSurveyor Club Member Club Member

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    Must have been?

    You can go back to drinking now.

    Thanks!
     
  20. CUBUFF80

    CUBUFF80 No Stinkin' Title Club Member

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    The irony is that she's not pregnant.
     
  21. tante

    tante Club Member Club Member

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    Low self esteem works too.
     
  22. PAHIBuff

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    Quattro Banned BANNED Club Member

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    It's amazing how far NUb fans' heads are up there asses
     
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    Buffenuf massive tool

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    They gots fans????

     
  25. DBT

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    Bama and 'braska fan theme song:

    "They're gunna put me in the movies,
    They're gunna make a big star out of me.
    Theyre makin' a film 'bout a fan who's really stupid.
    And all I gotta do is act naturally!"
     

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