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Tourney tickets advice

Oh, that sucks. I was thinking you could bring in a six pack or something.



Reminds me of last week's Always Sunny

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That Turkish guy had an impressive stash. Here's a formula that's worked for me at the local pro basketball arena:
- take 2 bottles (water in this case)
- carry one bottle openly, put the other in back pocket (preferably covered by coat)
- when security stops you and takes the bottle in hand, act slightly surprised, apologetic and cooperative
- proceed with the secret bottle in back pocket - they'll never guess you're carrying a second hidden one
My buddy has a good method - fill a platypus (flexible water bottle) with your favorite alcohol, and stuff it inside an Ace knee brace around your calf. Once past security, pour it into a Coke/mixer.
 
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