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USC game made me break my iPhone

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Buffsrock85, Oct 9, 2016.

  1. Buffsrock85

    Buffsrock85 Well-Known Member

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    Totally demolished my phone by slamming it down, stupid expectations. Haha I'm an idiot and it was a fun thing to explain to my GF.

    But, thankfully it was zero visible damage and talked Apple into giving me a brand new one because it was a "manufacturers defect."

    Thanks apple!
     
  2. 96 Buff

    96 Buff Resident Commie Bastard Club Member Junta Member

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    You have issues.
     
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  3. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    **** you
     
  4. aghcsm

    aghcsm Well-Known Member

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    Now that you've admitted publicly it wasn't a manufacturer defect, Apple will track you down and disconnect your phone from your ear.
     
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  5. Sykobuff

    Sykobuff Club Member Club Member

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    That wasnt...smart
     
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  6. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    And break your girlfriend's legs
     
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  7. Buffsrock85

    Buffsrock85 Well-Known Member

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    I know, I'm a buffaloes fan!

    Tell em ken!
    They tried already

    Wasn't really intentional, more of a reactionary thing and an "oh ****" Moment.
    They did say no at first until I told them "where's the visible damage? I'm not paying $129" and he told me I was being "confrontational." Meh, whatever.

    I figured I'd share a laugh and let you all know your phones will be going up $100 soon, you're welcome.
     
  8. Idot Buff

    Idot Buff Club Member Club Member

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    As a shareholder of Apple, I intend to take this case to the very top. You may want to turn yourself in, bitch.
     
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  9. Buffsrock85

    Buffsrock85 Well-Known Member

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    Also, anyone else having these awful server issues? I can't do anything on this site.
     
  10. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    That's just Apple. If you see an Agent, do what everybody else does. Run.
     
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    dio Admin Club Member Junta Member

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    The USC game made me want to break your iPhone also
     
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  12. FlatironsBuff

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    Always wear a Huskers shirt when going in to customer service to try to get replacements. They figure you're completely ****ed up on meth and give you anything to get you away from them ASAP.
     
  13. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Made you? What're you, ten?
     
  14. Buffsrock85

    Buffsrock85 Well-Known Member

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    Yes
     
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  15. goalline

    goalline Club Member Club Member

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    My iPhone works fine. I think they have targeted you.
     
  16. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    You ought to throw your computer through the wall.
     
  17. StormTrooper

    StormTrooper Millennial Liason Club Member

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    Breaking your phone in anger is an actively stupid thing to do. Your brain has to bypass so many different logical checkpoints before that happens. This game wasn't even that frustrating compared to several we've experienced over the last few years.
     
  18. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    Take it easy on 85. His girlfriend dresses him.
     
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  19. Buffsrock85

    Buffsrock85 Well-Known Member

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    My MacBook?? No way! Damn thing cost me like $1600 and it has all my work drawings on it.

    Lol dude it isn't THAT serious. I knowingly got annoyed and slammed it down. Stupid move, I know. I only shared so everyone can point and laugh anyways. Oh well, it's just a phone.

    It's true. But I'm the best dressed engineer I know!
     
  20. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    Buffsrock85 Well-Known Member

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    Amen to that! All the knowledge and brain power and I'm still just a dip**** with a bad temper.
     
  22. goalline

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    well.... 1 out of 3 anyway.
     
  23. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    I think it's reasonable for the mods to change 85's name to "Farmer Ted".
     
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  24. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    No worries. I've broken many thing in anger in my younger years. But now that my body no longer produces testosterone, I'm always calm. I even stay behind slow drivers and chill on the way to work while others fly by.
     
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  25. Big Jim

    Big Jim WTF? Club Member

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    You will never fix your **** as long as you go around playing the victim.
     
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    [QUOTE="It's true. But I'm the best dressed engineer I know![/QUOTE]

    You must not know many people. Probably that foul temper of yours...
     
  27. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    Mods: Please perform handle reassignment to: LowDBT
     
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  28. buffalo1

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    Why did she care?
     
  29. bombay

    bombay Club Member Club Member

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    I broke a tv remote in frustration in '88? 89' when we were losing in lincoln. It was the game we ended up winning, I think 26-12. Sad!
     
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  30. TSchekler

    TSchekler Darth's Hero Club Member

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    Good thread. Would read again.
     

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