5 reasons washington fans need help

[auburnhusky]

Hola buff fans and congrats on winning the south and your long overdue success. Being there myself in 2000, I can say firsthand that nothing beats a crisp saturday afternnon at Folsom.

With that said, this game is in candlestick, not folsom. And I think my DAWGS have the advantage. Here's 5 reasons why.

1. Jake "Cobra" Browning. He is the best player on the field, enough said on that, he has 4 years of high school and almost 2 of college under his belt and will do whatever he can to win.

2. Offensive Line. We average a weight of 332 across the line, and are ready are dominate the line of scrimmage. Tray Adams, Harris, Center, Ossai, Macgeary. These boys have an attitude and are ready to rumble!!!

3. Kawasaki. A new defensive scheme and a new attitude. Everyone has spoken about the difference between our defense against Arizona and our defense since then. You will see a much improved defense on 12/3.

4. Speed, Speed. Speed. This is the fastest team UW has had this century. Sidney Jones VIII, John Ross XVI, Charlie McClutchins, Dante Pettis, greg gaines. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring a whole new dimension that UW has not had in a long time. Speed.

5. Time of Possession. I think we can dominate the time of possession battle in this one. The more we can shorten the game and keep our defense off the field, the better chance we'll have to win.

I think UW wins this one rather easily, say... 34-17???

 

[SerenityBuff]

You should definitely head to Candlestick Park on Friday.

 

[TDforTD]

5 reasons this D, OP.

 

[Jerry]

Second this. Candlestick it is.

 

[Johnny Juzang]

Explain why you're trolling a Colorado board.

 

[Darth Snow]

Hola buff fans and congrats on winning the south and your long overdue success. Being there myself in 2000, I can say firsthand that nothing beats a crisp saturday afternnon at Folsom.

With that said, this game is in candlestick, not folsom. And I think my DAWGS have the advantage. Here's 5 reasons why.

1. Jake "Cobra" Browning. He is the best player on the field, enough said on that, he has 4 years of high school and almost 2 of college under his belt and will do whatever he can to win.

2. Offensive Line. We average a weight of 332 across the line, and are ready are dominate the line of scrimmage. Tray Adams, Harris, Center, Ossai, Macgeary. These boys have an attitude and are ready to rumble!!!

3. Kawasaki. A new defensive scheme and a new attitude. Everyone has spoken about the difference between our defense against Arizona and our defense since then. You will see a much improved defense on 12/3.

4. Speed, Speed. Speed. This is the fastest team UW has had this century. Sidney Jones VIII, John Ross XVI, Charlie McClutchins, Dante Pettis, greg gaines. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring a whole new dimension that UW has not had in a long time. Speed.

5. Time of Possession. I think we can dominate the time of possession battle in this one. The more we can shorten the game and keep our defense off the field, the better chance we'll have to win.

I think UW wins this one rather easily, say... 34-17???

**** off. We will **** you up and stomp you all into the ground.

 

[Nor Cal Buff]

I think you meant to poast this on a Clemson bored

 

[aik]

Husky be nimble, Husky be quick

 

[ahoelsken]

I'm impressed. Husky fan paying us a visit two hours after we clinch the South.

 

[You Assholes]

Auburn husky? That's some creepy cross breeding.

 

[Tatanka™]

Candlestick? lol

And how will we possibly counter a QB who has played both high school and college ball? That is unheard of!!!

 

[BuffHerd]

Husky be nimble, Husky be quick

Husky burnt off his ****ing dick

 

[chipwich]

**** I bought tickets to the wrong venue.

 

[BuffsRising]

Hola buff fans and congrats on winning the south and your long overdue success. Being there myself in 2000, I can say firsthand that nothing beats a crisp saturday afternnon at Folsom.

With that said, this game is in candlestick, not folsom. And I think my DAWGS have the advantage. Here's 5 reasons why.

1. Jake "Cobra" Browning. He is the best player on the field, enough said on that, he has 4 years of high school and almost 2 of college under his belt and will do whatever he can to win.

2. Offensive Line. We average a weight of 332 across the line, and are ready are dominate the line of scrimmage. Tray Adams, Harris, Center, Ossai, Macgeary. These boys have an attitude and are ready to rumble!!!

3. Kawasaki. A new defensive scheme and a new attitude. Everyone has spoken about the difference between our defense against Arizona and our defense since then. You will see a much improved defense on 12/3.

4. Speed, Speed. Speed. This is the fastest team UW has had this century. Sidney Jones VIII, John Ross XVI, Charlie McClutchins, Dante Pettis, greg gaines. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring a whole new dimension that UW has not had in a long time. Speed.

5. Time of Possession. I think we can dominate the time of possession battle in this one. The more we can shorten the game and keep our defense off the field, the better chance we'll have to win.

I think UW wins this one rather easily, say... 34-17???

Listen pup. We dont want to hurt you too badly. You're obviously too stupid to realize how stupid you are(candlestick, seriously?) so let me give you some friendly advice:

F*ck off.

 

[azbuff]

So Jake Browning is the best player on the field because "he has four years of high school and almost two years of college under his belt?" You do know we have sophomores on our team too, right?

 

[Buffnik]

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

5 reasons?

Because that's the number of free fingers on the hand that isn't jotting on your college ruled notebook?

 

[c502cid]

**** you asshole. Candlestick is in Anaheim anyhow.

 

[DexBuffsteen]

Hey 'burndog your little puppies will be nuetered by our defense and Sefo will burn your asses. Prepare for war!! We are the assholes and we want to **** you up!!! WTTF

 

[seattlebuff]

Auburn husky? That's some creepy cross breeding.

Auburn is a suburb of Seattle. A really ****ty one. Lotta trailer parks.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Jack Browning is my vote for Heisman so I like wazzu in this one

 

[The Monk]

This is actually a pretty funny deconstruction of a troll post.

 

[DBT]

Our defense is called Harley ****ing Davidson, is made in America and is going to roll over your ASS!!

 

[JCOLE12010]

4 years of high school!! WOW! eye roll

 

[You Assholes]

Auburn is a suburb of Seattle. A really ****ty one. Lotta trailer parks.

In that case, change "cross" to "in."

 

[CUBUFF80]

What the hell is an Auburn Husky?

 

[BuffsRising]

So Jake Browning is the best player on the field because "he has four years of high school and almost two years of college under his belt?" You do know we have sophomores on our team too, right?

Thats nothing. I'm sure washington has plenty of players with six or seven years of high school. We're obviously in trouble at candlestick next week.

 

[Heywood]

5 reasons?

Because that's the number of free fingers on the hand that isn't jotting on your wide ruled notebook?

Fify

 

[Backthedoog]

Aubbie you forgot the best pass rushing OLB in the entire ****ry Psalms Wooching.. That dude is a fire twirling pass rushing specialist. Also watch out for Potatos O'Brien he tends to get great pussssh

 

[Sykobuff]

Mmmmm...browning is good, very good but so is sefo, he doesn't take a back seat period.

CU's defense, especially the secondary is the best in the pac 12.

Speed? We got speed.

You think you are entitled to it, cu is fighting for it.

I'm thinking your a dumb****?