To quote @TimmyDUBs "There's a new God now."
No Big NoonMy plane ride? That would be boring.
extra religious liver.They got a Liver on their board too?
No. That's actually @Liver . Sometimes at the end of a bender he gets confused and randomly supports other teams on their message boards.They got a Liver on their board too?
Blasphemy and he’s getting a take down notice.No. That's actually @Liver . Sometimes at the end of a bender he gets confused and randomly supports other teams on their message boards.
Certified mail?Blasphemy and he’s getting a take down notice.
Girdleburst.com is one of my favorite websites!So many hype videos. From Michael Irvin last week to Prime's speech before the TCU game to the Ralphie video yesterday. I'm pumped. I want to run through a wall. I want to hit somebody.
But who? I'm stuck in normal life. I have nobody to hit, unless I wanna go to jail. I'd have to pay to fix any walls I ran through. The intensity is bottled up in me. I don't know how to unleash it.
But I just found a solution: Nub grandmas. Oh you better believe it. If I see one red clad female geriatric on Saturday, I'm making like Bishop Thomas on that poor unsuspecting Frog. I ain't stopping. She better not get up. I'll keep going til Julesburg and beyond.
Nub fans, if you're reading this, you've been warned. DO NOT BRING YOUR GRANDMAS TO FOLSOM. I will hit them like Matt Rhule hits the pregame buffet. I will hit them like Lawtence Phillips hit Scott Frost's girlfriend. Hips will be shattered, dentures will be split, girdles will burst. The blood of Nub grannies will flow like the Platte River flows from our lofty state to yours. (Sometimes, when we're not storing it in our reservoirs and you're stuck pumping water from your shrinking aquifers.) You have been warned.
(I had one more about Brook Berringer's plane hitting the ground, but even I'm not that terrible. I'll leave the jokes about dead QBs to the "classiest fans in college football".)
I had a dream you wore it with your buffalo horn hat. I might be spending too much time here.I have already decided it will be worn on the plane. I will wash it and wear it to sackygate when I come around 6 am with some coffee (I can only carry a big carton from somewhere) and then a few bottles of Tequila (for Liver that doesn't come). I think I will help them set up and then go back to my hotel (Millennium) around 6:45 only to return fully face painted by 7:30. I will try to get on BIG NOON with that outfit.
If he existed, he would know to stay out of Nebraska.God doesn't hate you. And neither does he exist. Your program just failed to keep up with times. It happens.
Yea, where is surveyor?
Yea, where is surveyor?
That's what cowards do. No surpriseAlso quiet: @Devildog2. He talked a lot of trash and then never came back.
fifyThat's whatcowardssnobs do. No surprise
That’s the Homestead, FL Act?Rich Eisen: “If Nebraska brings the team that lost to Minnesota, Colorado will beat them back to the Homestead Act!”
Yep, I am playing the propsWhy I am not betting Colorado -3/-3.5: that’s the correct price. I only bet advantageous lines.