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Nebraska Game Week - Prime: “This is personal. That’s the message of the week.”

Denver_sc said:
To quote @TimmyDUBs "There's a new God now."
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Alfred91 said:
So many hype videos. From Michael Irvin last week to Prime's speech before the TCU game to the Ralphie video yesterday. I'm pumped. I want to run through a wall. I want to hit somebody.

But who? I'm stuck in normal life. I have nobody to hit, unless I wanna go to jail. I'd have to pay to fix any walls I ran through. The intensity is bottled up in me. I don't know how to unleash it.

But I just found a solution: Nub grandmas. Oh you better believe it. If I see one red clad female geriatric on Saturday, I'm making like Bishop Thomas on that poor unsuspecting Frog. I ain't stopping. She better not get up. I'll keep going til Julesburg and beyond.

Nub fans, if you're reading this, you've been warned. DO NOT BRING YOUR GRANDMAS TO FOLSOM. I will hit them like Matt Rhule hits the pregame buffet. I will hit them like Lawtence Phillips hit Scott Frost's girlfriend. Hips will be shattered, dentures will be split, girdles will burst. The blood of Nub grannies will flow like the Platte River flows from our lofty state to yours. (Sometimes, when we're not storing it in our reservoirs and you're stuck pumping water from your shrinking aquifers.) You have been warned.


(I had one more about Brook Berringer's plane hitting the ground, but even I'm not that terrible. I'll leave the jokes about dead QBs to the "classiest fans in college football".)
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Girdleburst.com is one of my favorite websites!
 
PhillyBuff said:
I have already decided it will be worn on the plane. I will wash it and wear it to sackygate when I come around 6 am with some coffee (I can only carry a big carton from somewhere) and then a few bottles of Tequila (for Liver that doesn't come). I think I will help them set up and then go back to my hotel (Millennium) around 6:45 only to return fully face painted by 7:30. I will try to get on BIG NOON with that outfit.
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I had a dream you wore it with your buffalo horn hat. I might be spending too much time here.
 
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