I got this as an attachment in an e-mail, so my apologies if it doesn't come across very well. It made me laugh.
The next time you’re at a news conference or social event where Dan Hawkins is speaking, be sure to bring along your very own “Hawkins Bull**** Bingo” card. Let’s face it, the guy isn’t going to say anything you really want to hear, so why not make it a game? Once Hawkins mentions any of these catch phrases and you can fill in a full line, either vertically, horizontally, or diagonally, you get to jump up and yell “BULL****!!!”
Some of the phrases are near guarantees, like “Little things” and “We’ll see”. Others, like “Gashers”, and “gonna pop” only come out on special occasions – like when we get our asses kicked by Toledo. So keep your ears peeled and have fun!!!
(And no, you don’t get extra credit for every time Hawk mentions “the little things”.)
Horns out
This/that kind of deal
Little Things
Gashers
Lunchpail
We’ll see
The Right Way
I always say
Max effort
Cinch it up
Awesome
Something special
FREE SPACE
Pound the concrete
Gonna Pop
First Rodeo
Paper Thin
Wide Open
Dinged Up
You Guys
Cody
Knows the playbook
Great/Best Practice
A couple things
Really Close
Dan Hawkins Bull**** Bingo
The next time you’re at a news conference or social event where Dan Hawkins is speaking, be sure to bring along your very own “Hawkins Bull**** Bingo” card. Let’s face it, the guy isn’t going to say anything you really want to hear, so why not make it a game? Once Hawkins mentions any of these catch phrases and you can fill in a full line, either vertically, horizontally, or diagonally, you get to jump up and yell “BULL****!!!”
Some of the phrases are near guarantees, like “Little things” and “We’ll see”. Others, like “Gashers”, and “gonna pop” only come out on special occasions – like when we get our asses kicked by Toledo. So keep your ears peeled and have fun!!!
(And no, you don’t get extra credit for every time Hawk mentions “the little things”.)
Horns out
This/that kind of deal
Little Things
Gashers
Lunchpail
We’ll see
The Right Way
I always say
Max effort
Cinch it up
Awesome
Something special
FREE SPACE
Pound the concrete
Gonna Pop
First Rodeo
Paper Thin
Wide Open
Dinged Up
You Guys
Cody
Knows the playbook
Great/Best Practice
A couple things
Really Close