Where did purple pussy's post go? I just hadn't responded to u yet.
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5 Reasons why UW beat Colorado
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...from soft hands
Plus a cornucopia of stupid goodness. The interwebz are serious bidness. HTH.
Starfish
Fish head
Hungry bass
Chumming for shark
Jumping the shark
FLounder
Celery
Lemon
WHOOSH
Boofer
Poasting
Rapey mascots
Kill that ****ing fly
Blue waffles
Flappy roast beef
Boobs dripping with citrus
Faux academic smack with intentional typos
Faux stupidity
Faux BYU fans disguised as Oregon, USC, dick *****, and ASU fans
Cluelessness
Grammer naziing & 3rd Reich symbolism
Racial slurs
Gun control
iPhone
Android
Homophobic commentary
ego-dystonic fests
Xenophobic cowardace
Queer shaming
Plunger toting Buffalo
Two dad families and daddy issues
Incest
1G2C
Fatty chasing
Mom jokes
Rep whores
Mom's basement
Nobel prizes
Astronauts
MacArthur Fellod
Accountants,
Whole Foods and Lowes plumbing department employees
Decapitated snakes
Broken legs
Cracked necks
Pulmonary endema
Socks
Hookers & Blow
Weed
Heroin
Beer
Demon Alcohol
High Times rankings
uS News & World report rankings
Sail Gating
Sail boating
Motor boating
Toshing
Fornication
Sodomy
Human centipede playground equipment
Dick gobblers
**** suckers
Bag of dicks
UR a C unt video
Talc'd taco
Pussy
Grilled meat
Burger joints
Ribs & Rickshaw
Jalapeños
Steak Fingers
Bean pie
Bacon sammich
Abused puppies
Burning puppies,
Michael Vick
Money Mayweather
Cute puppies
Hawt Duck Cheerleader
Obama
Christ
Dumb ****s
Concussed children
Douchebags
Asswipes
Peckerwoods
Retards
Special olympians
Pieces of trash
Classless jerks
5th downs
Classy Nebraska references
Big belly laughs in the media room
Boredom
Suicide references
The Five, I -5 and five reasons
Lethal weapon ii
Fast times at Ridgemont High
Knibb High
San Diams High
Stripes
Stryper
Animal House
Sling Blade
Silence of the Lambs
After looking at that, I'm first in with Bitchin Camaro
Oh there you are. Shared custody, you got me there. I don't have a basement but ill have some fun with you fairy.
If Mtn quotes Skiddy's post, we'll get to 50 pages in no time.
i get it
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The one in Glastonbury?
Purple ho, purple ho. Da da da, purple ho.
Reign isn't a female? I apologize if so.
DeNiro
My Dixie Wrecked
fork you!
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[emoji173]️ that it took until post 618 for a mod to show up. The lunatics are in charge.
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DeNiro
My Dixie Wrecked
[emoji173]️ that it took until post 618 for a mod to show up. The lunatics are in charge.
"Allbuffs asleep at the wheel since 2005" isn't that the site motto?
[emoji173]️ that it took until post 618 for a mod to show up. The lunatics are in charge.
I was sleeping off a binge. Plus, I think she stole my wallet and cell phone.
Reminds me of the all in one thread.
So, an average Tuesday?
44 pages, where the **** u at burrito?
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2012. 1-11. Server Overload. Bruh.
Get some celery.This one is inspired by you.
best ever! :rofl:
Boom! That.just.happened.
Rise and shine ladies (wake and bake, for those of you in Colorado).
Let's finish this thread off today, get our 50 pages of humiliation, congratulate our new overlords for putting us in our place so we can get on with our miserable lives. I've got a flight to catch so I can get my ass in my seat at Folsom tomorrow morning.
Let's finish this thread off today, get our 50 pages of humiliation, congratulate our new overlords for putting us in our place so we can get on with our miserable lives. I've got a flight to catch so I can get my ass in my seat at Folsom tomorrow morning.
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Got my costume to wear at the sailgate.
What's everyone else wearing?
What's everyone else wearing?
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Its a blessing that HCH decided plunder Allbuffs on Halloween. Finding just the right costume is so exciting.
That looks like an entirely different ending to Pretty in Pink.Its a blessing that HCH decided plunder Allbuffs on Halloween. Finding just the right costume is so exciting.
