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Anxiety, depression, lack of focus, irritability

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Gold, Dec 9, 2012.

  1. Gold

    Gold Well-Known Member

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    If you or one of your loved ones are suffering from the above symptoms, you might be diagnosed with University of Colorado Football. Symptoms persist from 1-3 weeks, and in some cases, forever.

    Consult your local AD if symptoms last longer than a mother f'er.
     
  2. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    **** you!
     
  3. The Ogre

    The Ogre Club Member Club Member

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    Buck-up, sonny.
    Cry won't help ya, crying wont do ya no good...
     
  4. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    Maybe you should check the brownies.
     
  5. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    This is a relief.

    I was afraid I'd gotten a bad batch of boner pills.
     
  6. MiamiBuffs

    MiamiBuffs Wᴉɐɯᴉ qnɟɟs Club Member

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    She dumped me almost a decade ago and left me with the kids. I'm bitter but I'm also dating. But I need to get laid.
     
  7. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo **** Waffle Club Member

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    I've got some other symptoms that weren't listed. Should I be worried?
     
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  8. HotRack

    HotRack Rez BubbleHead Club Member

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    Because of your affair with CU football, or just because you're you?
     
  9. BuffUp

    BuffUp Don't want to offend Club Member

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    This ^
     
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  11. Gold

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    Other symptoms include severe sarcasm, rumor mongering, Wikipedia-ing coaching bios, and nausea.
     
  12. MiamiBuffs

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    Lets not go there.
     

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